My first internet memories, first of all, loud as hell connecting, this has been poked fun at in various sitcoms and shows, I know *SCREEEOOOOUUUUCH - bee-baa-bee-bi-boo-bup! BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! BRRROOOOHHHHHHH!!!*
Then - THE MAGIC OF THE SEARCH ENGINE OH: MY: GOD!
See - the internet is like this: You have a box, right - and IN this box, you can type: A WORD. ANY WORD! ANY WORD YOU CAN THINK OF!
Since I was into dinosaurs - I typed:
DINOSAURS
And guess the fuck what, guess motherfucker guess! DINOSAUR RELATED ARTICLES SHOWED UP
IN A LIST!!!
Mind - blown!
I decided to be hardcore about it, and typed Megacervixosaurus tibetensis.
I got - A COUPLE OF RESULTS
*bam!*
In fact, I went right to work making a dinosaur website, and my humble lame little site became one of the first dinosaur websites out there. To be fair to everyone else, there were shit-tons of lil nerds having the same idea, so - there were shit-tons of "firsts"
Oh and chatting, chatting was cool. I chatted on IRC, mIRC to be specific, and chat days so honest and naive and free, I remember actually just chatting people up "oh, you're from Africa? Wow! You smoke weed in Africa? =D"