What would you do?

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Im curious to see what people would do if the entire planet was overun by a zombie apocalypse. Any answer is fine no matter how absurd or utterly gay.
 
I would quit smoking and become a religious zealot.

I would get drunk and masturbate.

I would rape my Turkish neighbour.

I would fart in public.

I would have roastbeef for dinner.

I would laugh at God and kill an entire ant farm.

I would learn how to become a good citizen.

I would eat fish again.

I would simply give up trying.

I would then write a book about it and become famous.

I would eventually kill myself, but by accident.
 
Zombies just suck, they fall apart when you hit them. Oh wait, this is in the european versions of the Carmageddon series. If they become a real threath though, I'd meet up with all my pals and we would have one great party in which we would get drunk as hell. After that we could go zombie-hunting, the winner being the one who brings back the smelliest corpse.
 
Alec, I'm pretty sure you've done at least seven out of the eleven things you listed.

What would I do? Dude. The world is already overrun by zombies.
 
I would convince zombies that their violent urges are misdirected and try to organize them into a revolutionary militia. I would elect smarter zombies to be the core of my new Zombie Socialist Party (ZSP) and we would ascend to power in USA and Canada. In the upcoming years we would work on spreading the revolutionary spirit and zombie virus all over the world.
 
Gather a small group, and move to a semi-remote wilderness location as quickly as possible. I'm surrounded by mountains and forest, so it wouldn't be that difficult. A fortified position is only good until your supplies run out or you're surrounded.

Load up some rifles, food, basic medical supplies, and extra gas. Hop in an SUV and stick to back-roads. If you stay in the wilderness, you can hunt and fish for food when you need to, and there's always going to be water. Not as safe as say, a remote desert island, but safer than a big city or even a small town.
 
I would pretend myself to be the New Messiah and wage my Holy war upon the zombies. I would steal a heavy truck and run over as many, as possible. But as far as the roads in Russia are unreliable, I would travel west.
 
well, it all depends on the magnitude of the outbreak. if its catastrophic (IE everybody are zombies except you and some other 20 or so people) Its logical to say THAT YOU ARE FUCKED.
Then it wold be a good idea to blow your own brains out before you'll turn into one of the zombies
 
Sovz said:
Then it would be a good idea to blow your own brains out before you'll turn into one of the zombies
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Why bother doing so? If you turn into a zombie you will "live" instead of dying... then you could eat your friends and when there's none of them left, you could just eat your zombie friends too.
 
Join the zombies. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Plus you can get all the BRAAAAAAAAINS!!!11!! you can eat. I'd probably track all of you down and eat your BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!11!! too, thus making me the smartassestest zombie in the world. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
 
I would go out and have sex with every woman in sight.

Even the ugly ones.

Then when the zombies finally get me...

I'll shuffle out and have sex with every female zombie in sight.





















Even the ugly ones.

:lol:
 
Nice, megatron.

Define zombie.

Does it die similar to a human? (think 28 days later)

Do you have to destroy the brain for it do die? (think the aforementioned book)

Can it survive underwater for long periods of time? (think the aforementioned book)

Will it starve and die relatively soon? (think 28 days later)

If it's like 28 days later, then I'd stock up on food and live in a tenement (1 entrance, few windows on the first floor, blockable staircases) or move into a rural area.
 
I would definatly become a captain (not the top dog, but still pretty close to the leader) of a zombie-killer bounty-hunter army. And then me and my boys would kill zomfies on sight, pillage shops and roam the streets...

Yeah, that'd be cool.
 
I'd be out hunting zombies, with every able bodied person i could find....


And loot stores...

For the necessary supplies... And new clothes.
 
Why are you all assuming that RL zombies would be evil? Just because they would have green blood and fall apart if you bump into them doesn't mean that they can't have nice personalities.

Nah, just kidding. I'd loot TV and liquor stores.
 
Wooz said:
Alec, I'm pretty sure you've done at least seven out of the eleven things you listed.
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You have a Turkish neighbour in Piaseczno? Are you certain? Maybe it was a Tatar?
 
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