What would you do?

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Well I was going to complain that this is the "zombie survival guide" all over again, but that was a discussion on how to survive...this one is about what to do and whether you'd want to try and fight.

Depends...do zombies go online? If so I could still coexist in that world peacefully. Otherwise I'd have nothing to do and be forced to fight them since without a population to run power plants their would be no electricity so I couldnt play any games. The closest thing to a game would then be fighting the real zombies.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
My friend Brad is the only person I actually know who has guns in his house. I think I'd go over there with the rest of my friends, pack out shit up, get out of the city and head for the mountains.
 
I would dress up as zombie and play shotgunwearing intelligent zombie, helping the real ones to reach al thoose guys feeling save on their ilands or in the wilderness.
Yummy, brains.
 
I would loot the local gun's store and several military surplus stores to get weapons, ammo, those nice cloth and uniforms they have and organize a group of survivors to kill all zombies at sight, while others take care of finding supplies and proper shelter. In case of not being successful I would fight to the end and save one last bullet for myself.
 
I would try to get the zombies hooked on Fallout (would be easy since the games are full of mutants and ghouls) and then attack them from behind with a crowbar.
 
I would use the crowbar to open the skull of Some Stupid Spamers (SSS ;)) and feed the zombies. They would die in less then 28 days... :P
 
Jack all the weapons from my towns police station. For a small town with no crime they have an armory that would make some third world dictators splooge themselves. Then get a bus, get my friends and go on a zombie shooting rampage.

And because I'm a huge nerd I'd paint "n00b school bus, taking n00bs to school since 1986" on the bus.
 
Why all the hostility? I for one would welcome our new zombie overlords. And just because their culture is different doesn't mean that we can't learn from them. LEARN HOW TO EAT BRAAAAAAAINS!!!!
 
Get the zombies to kill themselves by only talking in 1337 and/or forcing them to spend days at a time on CounterStrike.
 
Loot the local shops, stock the van with supplies and get on the road, trying to get far, far away from civilization.
 
KillaKilla said:
Nice, megatron.

Define zombie.

Does it die similar to a human? (think 28 days later)

Do you have to destroy the brain for it do die? (think the aforementioned book)

Can it survive underwater for long periods of time? (think the aforementioned book)

Will it starve and die relatively soon? (think 28 days later)

If it's like 28 days later, then I'd stock up on food and live in a tenement (1 entrance, few windows on the first floor, blockable staircases) or move into a rural area.

The kind of zombies that shuffle around and die by shots to the head.
 
I would gather a large group of people, secure a building, stockpile supplies, and kill zombies.
 
Well being a zombie myself I take great offense to all this zombieism! Damn zombiests, Always beating us with our own arms and legs. All we want to do is get drunk and sleep on your couch. Geez!. Now give me my hand back. I've got an itch.
 
I'd re-enact the opening from the 'Thriller' video.
 
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