Rat, what the fuck is your avatar holding, exactly?
/ontopic: Buy an apartment in an expensive neighbourhood in a decent European city. Rent it. Then, take a loan and buy yourself a reasonably good apartment. The rent money from the expensive apartment should give you enough dough to pay back the loan progressively, bit by bit each month.
Or buy a giant rubber version of "Gertie the dinosaur" and collapse it on Belgium. You'll become a national hero for creating Belgium's first mountain range.
/ontopic: Buy an apartment in an expensive neighbourhood in a decent European city. Rent it. Then, take a loan and buy yourself a reasonably good apartment. The rent money from the expensive apartment should give you enough dough to pay back the loan progressively, bit by bit each month.
Or buy a giant rubber version of "Gertie the dinosaur" and collapse it on Belgium. You'll become a national hero for creating Belgium's first mountain range.