What's the biggest thing you ever got away with?

[R.Graves]

>mom had another another goddamn kid
>sixth one
>little fucker is crying
>3am
>go in to its room
>grab a pillow
>fucking smother it
>everyone just thinks it died from SIDS

 

[Atomkilla]

>mom had another another goddamn kid
>sixth one
>little fucker is crying
>3am
>go in to its room
>grab a pillow
>fucking smother it
>everyone just thinks it died from SIDS

pics or it didn't happen

 

[Einhanderc7]

Welp this thread is dead.

 

[R.Graves]

I wish it wasn't.

 

[Jogre]

I really have a hard time believing that @R.Graves committed infanticide.

I also refuse to believe that he would post it on a public forum, allowing him to be found out for it.

 

[Atomkilla]

He is bullshitting. He lives in a trailer, doesn't have separate rooms.

 

[R.Graves]

He is bullshitting. He lives in a trailer, doesn't have separate rooms.

I'll have you know my trailer has four rooms.

 

[Atomkilla]

I'll have you know my trailer has four rooms.

pics or it didn't happen

 

[R.Graves]

Wait till I get home

 

[ThatZenoGuy]

I stole a packet of tic tacs once.

Orange ones.

 

[Jogre]

I stole a packet of tic tacs once.

Orange ones.

Edit: Seriously tho, with the kinda disturbing shit that Zeno posts, I'm surprised the biggest thing he got away with wasn't serial rape.

 

[Prone Squanderer]

Edit: Seriously tho, with the kinda disturbing shit that Zeno posts, I'm surprised the biggest thing he got away with wasn't serial rape.

"Stealing orange Tic Tacs" is code for rape.

 

[ThatZenoGuy]

Edit: Seriously tho, with the kinda disturbing shit that Zeno posts, I'm surprised the biggest thing he got away with wasn't serial rape.

Wait, we're including rape as 'biggest thing you've gone away with'?

I thought everyone did that.

Shit.

 

[Jogre]

@R.Graves You promised us proof of infanticide.

 

[Millim]

Rookies, this is what a real badass does.

 

[Atomkilla]

So Britain went from a PM that fucks dead pigs to a PM that runs through fields of wheat.

No wonder you're going to shit.

 

[Millim]

So Britain went from a PM that fucks dead pigs to a PM that runs through fields of wheat.

No wonder you're going to shit.

That could all change tonight however...

 

[Atomkilla]

Unless you get a necrophiliac PM, no, it won't.

 

[Millim]

Unless you get a necrophiliac PM, no, it won't.

Who knows...

Nah, we have an election tonight and stuff, it's all rather interesting.

 

[Atomkilla]

The sole reason why Britain and their politics is relevant now is because Jonathan Pie exists.