ThatZenoGuy
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Pizza.
What's the biggest thing you ever got away with?
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Pizza.
Jonathan Pie is my favourite Pie.
My one dream in life is to accidently bump into him as he is recording and forever placing my face among the satirical greats of history.
R.Graves
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When?
Jogre
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R.Graves
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That was for the trailer thing with atomkilla.
Einhanderc7
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This thread...
Yup, making real progress here.
Yup, making real progress here.
nothing much, but twice I've hidden stuff in plain view and got away with it
once was a bottle of booze, I placed it right behind my leg while MP's were raiding our party at the barracks (in conscription), at the next moment I quickly handed a friend the bottle, who then jumped out the window with it, totally undetected. Excellent move on both our part
second was a small bit of hash, when cops came in for my brother, when we lived together. They came into my room, to look around, and I placed the little bit on the table, in the shadow cast by a small ash-tray. They checked the ash-tray, even brought a sniffer dog. They kept mumbling about the dog marking the ash-tray, but finding nothing. One of them suggested it might be the burned out joint-stumps in there, and I concurred with them.
Oh, a good one was once I was patted down, I had 5 grams of hash in my pocket, and they didn't find it, since my pocket had twisted around itself. Pure luck! I couldn't believe it. We stayed w the cops and joked around with them for a few moments, once the tensions had lowered
once was a bottle of booze, I placed it right behind my leg while MP's were raiding our party at the barracks (in conscription), at the next moment I quickly handed a friend the bottle, who then jumped out the window with it, totally undetected. Excellent move on both our part
second was a small bit of hash, when cops came in for my brother, when we lived together. They came into my room, to look around, and I placed the little bit on the table, in the shadow cast by a small ash-tray. They checked the ash-tray, even brought a sniffer dog. They kept mumbling about the dog marking the ash-tray, but finding nothing. One of them suggested it might be the burned out joint-stumps in there, and I concurred with them.
Oh, a good one was once I was patted down, I had 5 grams of hash in my pocket, and they didn't find it, since my pocket had twisted around itself. Pure luck! I couldn't believe it. We stayed w the cops and joked around with them for a few moments, once the tensions had lowered
Mutant Screg
Totally not a mutant
I'll hit you up next time I need to hide some contrabandnothing much, but twice I've hidden stuff in plain view and got away with it
once was a bottle of booze, I placed it right behind my leg while MP's were raiding our party at the barracks (in conscription), at the next moment I quickly handed a friend the bottle, who then jumped out the window with it, totally undetected. Excellent move on both our part
second was a small bit of hash, when cops came in for my brother, when we lived together. They came into my room, to look around, and I placed the little bit on the table, in the shadow cast by a small ash-tray. They checked the ash-tray, even brought a sniffer dog. They kept mumbling about the dog marking the ash-tray, but finding nothing. One of them suggested it might be the burned out joint-stumps in there, and I concurred with them.
Oh, a good one was once I was patted down, I had 5 grams of hash in my pocket, and they didn't find it, since my pocket had twisted around itself. Pure luck! I couldn't believe it. We stayed w the cops and joked around with them for a few moments, once the tensions had lowered
MutantScalper
Dogmeat
nothing much, but twice I've hidden stuff in plain view and got away with it
once was a bottle of booze, I placed it right behind my leg while MP's were raiding our party at the barracks (in conscription), at the next moment I quickly handed a friend the bottle, who then jumped out the window with it, totally undetected. Excellent move on both our part
second was a small bit of hash, when cops came in for my brother, when we lived together. They came into my room, to look around, and I placed the little bit on the table, in the shadow cast by a small ash-tray. They checked the ash-tray, even brought a sniffer dog. They kept mumbling about the dog marking the ash-tray, but finding nothing. One of them suggested it might be the burned out joint-stumps in there, and I concurred with them.
Oh, a good one was once I was patted down, I had 5 grams of hash in my pocket, and they didn't find it, since my pocket had twisted around itself. Pure luck! I couldn't believe it. We stayed w the cops and joked around with them for a few moments, once the tensions had lowered
What would the Norwegian cops do to you for hash? Nothing. I mean, come on, men. It's Norway. Nor way!
I mean, they would literally pat you on the head and give you cookies. And a lollipop. Then free tickets to an A-ha concert.
They're really anal about it, because it's pretty much all they do. We got no stabbing, burglary, etc, most police work has to do with busting stoners
typically 1000 krones a gram fine
typically 1000 krones a gram fine