Deeves
Well, he went a little funny in the head . . .
Except Minecraft fans don't love this game, because building is restricted to pre-selected plots, the natural terrain is unmodifiable, and the recipe lists are all out of whack.
Just like how shooter fans hate this game because of how much they have to walk to get to their enemy filled corridors and because the weight limit reduces their speed to a geriatric shitting their pants every ten minutes.
And just like how RPG players hate this game for having tissue paper thin plot and having no character to identify with.
See, as RPG fans I know we'd like to point at the other camp and go 'see, our game got killed because they started pandering to them!' but this game really does appeal to no one because of all of it's half hearted attempts to please everyone.
Just like how shooter fans hate this game because of how much they have to walk to get to their enemy filled corridors and because the weight limit reduces their speed to a geriatric shitting their pants every ten minutes.
And just like how RPG players hate this game for having tissue paper thin plot and having no character to identify with.
See, as RPG fans I know we'd like to point at the other camp and go 'see, our game got killed because they started pandering to them!' but this game really does appeal to no one because of all of it's half hearted attempts to please everyone.