Which 5 people-

welsh

Junkmaster
Imagine if you could 'get it on' with anybody- current, historical, legendary, mythological.

Name the five with whom you would sleep.
 
one of those hindu goddesses w/the 6 breasts.

now, I just need 4 more...
 
Let's see...

1. Cleopatra. Considering her reputation, and her list of lovers, she just has to be at least a tad hawt.

2. Saint Ursula and her army of 900 (?) virgins. Woo-hoo!

3. Marilyn Monroe.

4. Mrs. Siddons (see painting from Reynolds: 'Mrs. Siddons as the Tragic Muse')

5. The Medusa. I heard she could make guys get quite hard...
 
(1) Jennifer Connelly

(2) Jennifer Connelly - she's so nice I'd hit it twice, bam!

(3) Audrey Hepburn

(4) Aphrodite/Venus - since mythology is included, the goddess of love seems like a good choice.

(5) Ingrid Bergman

Hmm, not a very interesting list I guess. How about you, welsh, are you going to list your five?
 
1) Obviously Aphrodite

2) Susan D-e-y (hah, figure this one out)

3) Brunhild (or Hilde whatever her name is from the Nibelungen saga)

4) Oxana Fedorova

5) Marta Kristen (heh, figure this one out and you get to bang her after I am done with her)
 
That triple breasted hooker from Eroticon 6 for "Hitchhiker's Guide".

Guinevere from the Arthurian Saga

Also, that chick Homer seeks refuge at in the Illiad, can't remember her name.

Renee O'Connor - She's just so damn cute

Also, Rebecca Gayheart. (I seem to have some strange fetish about her.)
 
(1) Britney Murphy

(2) Gwen Stefani

(3) Vida Guerra (teh butt is AMAZING!!)

(4) Some freaky chick at the Slipknot concert, she was crazy hot, could have been the beer?

(5) Welsh....no....yes....NO! Can't resist the black forest!

I don't have a 5th, I'd have to think about it more, but I have to go back to work picking up rocks!

Mohrg :twisted:
 
Helen of Troy
Mandy Moore
Jennifer Aniston
Monica Bellucci
Marilyn Monroe
 
Scarlett Johansson
Helen of Troy
Jennifer Connely
Jean d'Arce (ehehehe)
Lucy, the first humanoid (imagine, I'd be the greatxinfinity grandfather of all of you, and myself)
 
Emily Dickinson
Lisa Loeb
That chick from Amelie
The lady that played May in May
Thora Birch

I like nerdy girls : )

Oh, and after seeing Lost in Translation Scarlett Johannsen is indeed the hotness

damn I loved that movie...
 
cleopatra
Elen of troy
Josephine (Napoleon's wife)
Gwen stefani
Britney Spears :P

extra one:
Ozrat's mom and then i'd make Ozrat call me dad
 
Ugly John said:
cleopatra
Elen of troy
Josephine (Napoleon's wife)
Gwen stefani
Britney Spears :P

extra one:
Ozrat's mom and then i'd make Ozrat call me dad

Thats just faking wrong, UJ!

Psst, lets highfive her!!! I get back! :P :P :P

Mohrg :twisted:
 
I'd get it on with the Blessed Virgin Mary, before God got to her, then I'd make Jesus call me Dad.
 
Thought about Helen of Troy, but then the Greeks had a different concept of beauty than we do, and their ideal woman probably would have been flabby all over.

1) Josie Maran
2) Jaymee Ong
3) Elisha Cuthbert- never actually seen anything she's in, but that banner ad is getting to me
4) Scarlett Johansson
5) Liz Hurley - when she was a little younger
 
hey what's wrong with a bit of flab? Perhaps you could yank on it while you shriek like a wilderbeast. Mabye light a match on her cellulite for some boiled hams and onion mabye! :D
 
Fat bottom girls they make the rockin world go round.

Hmmm.....
(1) Catherine the Great- any chick that dies from horse has got to be wild.
(2) Guinevere- just to find out what got Lancelot so horny
(3) Monica Bellucci
(4) Mata Hari- dangerous spy chick- cool. Or maybe Xenia Onnatop- so what if she's fictional, no one is perfect.
(5) Joan of Arc- I wonder if she would to God during sex- "Oh God Oh God, I'm Coming, I'm Coming!"

Temptations-
Helen of Troy- She was the most beautiful woman but that guy Paris was a pussy. But remember, just because she's beautiful didn't mean she was good in the sack.

Penelope- because lets face it Ulysees/Odessius traveled a damn long time to get back to that action, he did leave Calypso for her.

Mary Mother of God- Hey if God wants that action....

Romeo's Juliet- But remember she was only 14.

By the way, this is not a guys' only thread. Girls feel free to comment.
 
Obviously, it would be Princess Leia wearing the gold bikini. Can't think of four more at the moment.
 
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