Which 5 people-

The girls need to have their say too, so here goes...

1.) Jim Morrison--the guy's voice was like sex
2.) Humphrey Bogart
3.) Don Juan? Or maybe Casanova
4.) Ramses II (the guy had like 200 wives--not to mention concubines...must have incredible endurance :lol: )
5.) Johnny Depp--i know, everyone says this, but he's hot and talented--what more could you want??


btw any reason no guys have listed guys? i mean, welsh said any person...
 
perfectdark18 said:
5.) Johnny Depp--i know, everyone says this, but he's hot and talented--what more could you want??
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Make no mistake, I'd hit it.

...If I was gay.

:look:

Welcome to NMA.
 
PinkyDW said:
The lady that played May in May
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May?! After that movie, do you think that's a good idea?

If she ended up liking your dick, she'd probably cut it off

Ewww
 
I still haven't seen that movie.

In fact...I haven't rented a movie since I quit my job at Blockbuster. I guess it's because after getting so many free rentals, I just don't feel like paying for them anymore...
 
Since I think I shouldn't post any girls, here's the guys I would do.

1) Johnny Depp.
2) Stuart Townsend.
3) Orlando Bloom
4) Jay Gordon.
5) Kurt Cobain.
 
perfectdark18 said:
Wow Dove, good taste--Orlando Bloom--that boy is hot!!
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Sure, if you like a man that's more like a woman than a man

John Wayne, that's a man

Clint Eastwood, that's a man

Frank Sinatra, that's a man

Orlando Bloom, that's a fairy

Which doesn't make him unattractive as such, but definitely shouldn't make him list high in the "hottest men" list. He should even be below that ugly motherfucker Tom Cruise...

Then again, tastes vary

PS: we're so gay

PPS: the above also goes for the pissant Jay Gordon

PPPS: Kurt was ugly
 
1. Jean darc.
2. The virgin mary
3. Freia (norse godess of love)
4. The most beautifull harem girl of the persian emperor that aleksander smashed. I cannot remember her name but any girl whos beauty is remembered 2500 years after her death must have been hot.
5.Marylin Monroe.
 
Malkavian said:
perfectdark18 said:
5.) Johnny Depp--i know, everyone says this, but he's hot and talented--what more could you want??
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Make no mistake, I'd hit it.

...If I was gay.

:look:

Welcome to NMA.
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Damnit! WTF Malk that is some sick shit...

You're so right.....

HOMO! :P

Mohrg :twisted:
 
Kharn said:
PinkyDW said:
The lady that played May in May
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May?! After that movie, do you think that's a good idea?

If she ended up liking your dick, she'd probably cut it off

Ewww
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I like weird ; )

minus the blood and stuff


that is still one of the most fucked up movies I've ever seen...
 
Kharn said:
Scarlett Johansson
Helen of Troy
Jennifer Connely
Jean d'Arce (ehehehe)
Lucy, the first humanoid (imagine, I'd be the greatxinfinity grandfather of all of you, and myself)
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dude, I'd do gypsy before I put lucy on my list.

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1) Shanaya Twain
2) Kylie Minogue
3) Angelina Jolie
4) The pricess from the fairy tales, hell if prince charming went through all that shit just to hit that there must be smth there.... :roll:
5) Eve (or the one from deliver us from Eve)

:look: And now, if I were to be gay, wich I am not, I would hit:
1) Sean Connery
2) Simon Templar
3) Clint Eastwood
4) Pierce Brosnan
5) Achilles
 
ok if i was gay:

Colby (in survivor)
Keanu
Cesar (let's say Julius)
Odin (yes you ... ;) )
Jesus... let's see how that religion turns out now

extra
Ozrat's dad ..... dude you dad is gay.
 
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

1. Cleopatra
2. Heidi Klum
3. Dalene Curtis
4. Tara Reid ( I don't know... I've always wanted to...)
5. Elizabeth Hurley
6. Britney Spears (who hasn't thought about it?)
7. Milla Jovavich
8. Angelina Jolie (yes, I had to look at my DVD of Hackers to figure out how to spell it.
9. Jennifer Aniston/Connely
10. Last but not least, Halle Barrey.



Now... were I ghei...

1. Ashton Kutcher
2. Paul McArtney (very young)
3. Owen Wilson
4. Harrison Ford
5. Jesus
 
Okay, my list of "dudes I would hit."

1. Trent Reznor (nine inch nails)
2. Davey Havok (vocalist for AFI)
3. Johnny Depp
4. Harrison Ford
5. Bam Margera (skater/CKY/Jackass)
 
off the top of my head (this isn't official):

1. Johnny Depp (oh yeah)
2. Orlando Bloom (and most of the LOTR cast)
3. Antonio Bandaras
4. Ashton Kutcher (k I'm really fishing for people here)
5. Marilyn Manson (come on, you KNOW he's gotta be kinky in bed)

And if I were lesbian (again off the top of my head):

1. Shakira
2. Shirley Manson
3. Rose McGowan
4. Eva Mendes
5. Kylie Minogue
6. Christina Aguilera (actually she'd be at the top of my list)
7. Amelia Warner (I just saw Quills so..)
8. Jennifer Connely
9.. eh screw it. There's too many.

I'm a lot less picky with girls (with regards to celebrities).
 
I know Dove didn't want to post girls for the reason that he didn't want me to be jealous. I on the other hand, will post the guys I want to hit.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio
2. Orlando Bloom
3. Stuart Townsend as Lestat
4. Ron Jeremy (I hear he gives great cunnilingus)
5. A Lesbian.

Ok, so I know the last one was a girl. I just want to know what it's like... Dove - You can videotape.
 
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