Which celebrity would you bang

None, they're all terrible people, and I am not a woman, so I could not child-support the crap out of them.

I don't want to fuck whores, and get STD's.
 
Wow? ALL of them? Just statistically speaking that seems unlikely.

They're almost all hyprocritical dickheads who just want to line their gold plated pockets with platinum dollar notes.

Wow... Mean.

Have you seen celebrity women? They're ALL giant whores.

I have a feeling you could park a car inside one of them, and they would not feel it.
 
They're almost all hyprocritical dickheads who just want to line their gold plated pockets with platinum dollar notes.



Have you seen celebrity women? They're ALL giant whores.

I have a feeling you could park a car inside one of them, and they would not feel it.
Frankly sir, you are being ridiculous.
 
Frankly sir, you are being ridiculous.

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Whore.
 
Kardashian? Is that a cardashiom how ever the fuck you spell they're name. What you've just done is judged all celebrities by the actions of a kardashian. Think how unreasonable that is for a moment.

Anyway where's the love for Kate mcucci?
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Stop being homophobic
Mate I'm pansexual myself, how can I be homophobic? I don't have any problem with Page being a lesbo.
But cause she is one, I don't have the slightest chance ever to bang her, let alone be in a platonic relationship with her. (implying I had the chance to begin with)
 
We actually cant be friends now. Unless you define pansexual.
Well, to me being pansexual is being sexually/romantically attracted to anyone regardless of their sex or gender. Women, men, transgender men, transgender women, Vertibird... if you've got a great personality and some great curves, I don't care who or what you identify as. Although I do like women a lot more.
 
Well, to me being pansexual is being sexually/romantically attracted to anyone regardless of their sex or gender. Women, men, transgender men, transgender women, Vertibird... if you've got a great personality and some great curves, I don't care who or what you identify as. Although I do like women a lot more.

Anything that moves basically.

Btw Vertibirds are hot...shame most live in enclaves.
 
... We already have a word for that
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You misunderstand me. I said regardless of sex and gender. Some people don't identify as men and women in this world nowadays. Some like to think they're agender, non-binary, queersexual, etcetera but I don't care what they identify as. If pansexuality ain't real, whatever. I don't know what I am anyways.
 
... We already have a word for that
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YOU FUCKING SEXIST/RACIST/SPECIEST/WHAT-EVER-IST! How dare, how DARE you to question his individuality and sexuality! If he wants to be a non sexual, non binary, genderless unicorn that only feels attraction for a dragon with 3 and a half genders, then just let him >(!

*Eh, I am bored right now ... don't mind me.
 
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