Which celebrity would you bang

[Mr Fish]

Says the guy who loves Hillary.

She got a phat ass.

Seriously, there is nothing wrong with her face whatsoever.

Bugeyed alien with a human face she skinned off of some poor girl.

Her dad is Danish. She basically comes from the same genetic pool as you. Last name: Johansson, does that ring a bell? Come on, meen.

Genepools can have the occasional abnormality.

 

[MutantScalper]

Genepools can have the occasional abnormality.

Whatever man. I'm not her pimp and you're not the 'john'. I don't have to make you like her.

 

[Mr Fish]

I just don't see why it bothers some of you that my penis doesn't get any extra blood-flow in it to make it sport even a chub when I see her face.

Back on topic.

Lady Gaga's pretty cute.

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As is Daisy Ridley

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[Supreme Shah Ismail]

Almost forgot Sophie Turner is pretty cute too for the GoT girls.

Anne Hathaway, Megan Fox, Emma Watson and KIERRA KNIGHTLEY.

 

[Marinc]

Anytime.

 

[Freight83]

Christina Ricci

 

[Mr Fish]

Christina Ricci

She uh, got quite the forehead. That's hot. I guess.

 

[Freight83]

She uh, got quite the forehead. That's hot. I guess.

True, though it wouldn't bother me.......when it's buried in a pillow

 

[DarkCorp]

I have to admit, Ricci really kind of has that, 'please fuck me, I have been bad', look.

She looked great as Lizzie Borden.

 

[TorontoReign]

Wanted to fuck this bitch when she first came out. She looks like an annoying cunt, but we aren't talking about marrying and having kids and life insurance and shit - just pure skin-to-skin fluid swapping.

 

[Mr Fish]

The Spine (David Bennett) is a sexy beast.

Damn good singer too:

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Love this song especially: https://soundcloud.com/user298341414/steam-powered-giraffe-photographic-memories-prototype-mp3pm
Final version isn't as good.

The Jon was also cute in a creepy kind of way.

As was Upgrade.

 

[Hassknecht]

There's a reason The Spine wears a hat, though:

 

[R.Graves]

KIERRA KNIGHTLEY.

I didnt really noticed how attracted I was to her intil she was dressed as a man in pirates of the Caribbean 2...
Also @Hassknecht
Honestly not a deal breaker. And isabella looks fucking gorgeous in full makeup. Also agreed with everything @Mr Fish SPG post

 

[Mr Fish]

There's a reason The Spine wears a hat, though:

I'll lick his bald spot.

 

[eissa]

Joseph Mawle

 

[R.Graves]

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IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I'VE POSTED IN THIS THREAD SO THERE COULD BE SOME REPEAT ASSUMING I HAVE.

Also bill kaulitz.

Mostly because he reminds me of Leah Thompson circa howard the duck:

Joseph Mawle

Not bad.
Also Helena bonham carter

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[Shaodeus]

Baba Yaga

 

[Courier]

Steve Buscemi is the only fuckable celebrity

 

[Chill]

Katherine Parkinson from the IT Crowd.

 

[MercenarySnake]

Also Helena bonham carterView attachment 8684

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She looks pretty good, looks better in the second pic though.