Which celebrity would you bang

Nicole Kidman, Madonna, Katherine Keener, Mary Steenburgen, Cate Blanchett, Ruth Connell, and some more to satisfy my mature fetish.

Jessica Chastain, Amy Adams, Elizabeth Banks, Leslie Mann, Diane Kruger, Elisabeth Mitchell, and more to satisfy my MILF needs.

Rachel McAdams, Isla fisher, Emma Stone, Blake Lively, Emma Watson, Megan Fox, Kristen Stewart, and others for the girl next door types.
 
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DarkCorp said:
Nicole Kidman, Madonna, Katherine Keener, Mary Steenburgen, Cate Blanchett, Ruth Connell, and some more to satisfy my mature fetish.

Jessica Chastain, Amy Adams, Elizabeth Banks, Leslie Mann, Diane Kruger, Elisabeth Mitchell, and more to satisfy my MILF needs.

Rachel McAdams, Isla fisher, Emma Stone, Blake Lively, Emma Watson, Megan Fox, Kristen Stewart, and others for the girl next door types.
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Now now, you're just being greedy.

:)
 
I want to eat puppy chow out of Ana De Armas' doo doo plumbing.

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MutantScalper said:
Would bang Scar-Jo. Don't tell me I hate Jewish people.
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Her bug-eyed'ness and weird lips bother me too much to even consider her remotely attractive.

Anyway.

Kat Dennings is pretty much perfect looking for my preferences.
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Beth Behrs is gorgeous.
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As is Alison Brie.
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And while she's complete and utter pop trash I find Nicki Minaj way hot.
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As to male fuckbois.
I still find Bruce Willis to be a smoking piece of ass fox babe 100 lit fam.
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Henry Cavill is a stunning man.
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And I've always had a thing for John Goodman.
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Kat Dennings.
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Alison Brie.
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But since 95% of all celebrities are beautiful on a surreal level, there isn't so much a list of cebrities I would bang but more a list I wouldn't.

Fuck off Mr Fish for ninjaposting both Kat Dennings and Alison Brie, btw.
 
I like pretty eyes. Behold Laurence Leboeuf:
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Loved her as Apple in Turbo Kid:
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Seriously though, her face freaks me out. If she wears a mask I guess I'd stir her pink stew with my meat stick (if I'm feeling a desperate need to get my dick wet), but I can't look at her face without just feeling like some alien being pretending to be human is staring back at me.

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Mr Fish said:
Seriously though, her face freaks me out. If she wears a mask I guess I'd stir her pink stew with my meat stick (if I'm feeling a desperate need to get my dick wet), but I can't look at her face without just feeling like some alien being pretending to be human is staring back at me.
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You still talking about Scar-Jo? I think you're exaggerating a bit.
 
MutantScalper said:
You still talking about Scar-Jo? I think you're exaggerating a bit.
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I'm not. She freaks me out. :hide:

Actually, while I'm on it, three more women I don't find attractive at all.

Milla Jovovich
She reminds me too much of a classmate who was a total cunt. Can't look at her without being reminded of classmate.

Angelina Jolie & Jessica Alba
I don't really have any particular reason for these two. I remember back in the day that my friends were like head over heels over how hot they were and I was just like >_> at them. I just don't see it. I acknowledge that they are indeed attractive women but for reason they do absolutely nothing for me and I can't ever imagine myself wanting to splurt the gurt inside of them.

Hypothetically I could have sex with them. Hypothetically I could also go flay a hobo. Doesn't mean that me with my current mindset want to do either. :shrug:
 
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