Who is Rosh?

Ugly John said:
GG you're so far off it's not even funny, he departed after the pyramids to an island, and the inhabitant were so awed by him that they made statues of him everywhere.
This Island is now called Easter Island.

But i really think that Rosh is Elvis
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How am I far off? I was just getting to that.

The easter island business came AFTER the subjugation of the egyptians.

And how do you THINK rosh is Elvis? It's painfully obvious to anyone who studies hyporoshambology. He's also been just about any other awesome music star ever, because he's awesome like that.

On a related note, he's the inspiration of many folk tales.

He was Paul Bunyan, for example.
 
Sorry i din't not know that you majored in hyporoshambology.

This has been bugging me for a while, was he mistaken for bigfoot that time he went camping nude?
 
Well he was taking his vacation from being a super spy, and let his beastly body hair grow out during his break. That way if any of his archenemies spotted him forraging for berries, they'd just think he is a simple bear, or missing link.

He's also the Loch Ness monster.
 
Well, personally I think is funnier this way. I don't know Rosh personally but from how he writes and posts here, I know one thing: he won't tell you. His reasons could vary from fear for his life (beware the moonbiter-hired hitmen) or maybe he has two different lifes, who knows? Not me, thats for sure and also I hadn't been called a clown since 7th grade, thank you.
 
SkynetV3 said:
... and also I hadn't been called a clown since 7th grade, thank you.
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No problem,

I call many people clowns, including, my sons, my staff, the kids i train to box...
 
Ghetto Goose said:
MrMarcus said:
Actually, it's because he's in deep cover as a double agent to overthrow the King of Madagascar...
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Triple double agent, FOR the Queen of Madagascar.

Oh yea.
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Shhhh! Don't blow my cover. To her, there's nothing better than someone jumping out from the broom closet and yelling out "Supplies!" before kicking her ass.
 
I hear he's trained in virtually every kind of martial arts, and has made up some styles of his own.

Also, he can type 2000 words per minute in any language. I can do that too, but it's in my own language.
 
news flash we now have a picture

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Probably been stealing GI equipment to sell on the black market as well, Rosh, you should be ashamed.
 
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