Who is Rosh?

I once knew a guy that knew Rosh's real name... I wonder where that guy is now???

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EH you! what are you doing in my house???

no..no.. put tjhe gun down..


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i am okay! :)

i was only kidding :)

no need to worry :)

no need to call the police :)

all is well :)

carry ..on :)
 
I hear he only feel comfortable sleeping when someone's watching him.


...That's why he sleeps on a bed of dismembered eye-balls.
 
He has also taken the virginities of 57% of the former nma noobs.

Starred in some of the best threads in here and in some of the worst too (Max vs Rosh - discussing Interplay (I wanted to donkey punch both of you after that)).

Best quote = "I took a bullet for a shipmate, dipshit."
 
Holy shit! I was just in a public bathroom and saw Rosh. Right when I was about to get his autograph, half a dozen Triad gangsters jumped him, and literally less than a second later they were all dead! Then he ripped a vein straight out of the head gangster's face and used it as a pen to sign the autograph. Awesome.
 
I once saw him discover lost treasure, prove the existence of alien life forms, and satisfy 135 hot ladies all in one afternoon.

And he STILL had the energy to party down with Bigfoot, Jack Nicholson, and Jesus that night.
 
Yeah i can just see it.

Role-Player:
"Who are you Rosh?"

Rosh:
"Go die noob!"
"I'm me, you dolt!"
"Trying to get friendly with me won't change my view that you're a disgrace to the gene pool."
"Stop stalking me you inbred chimp."
"I AM THE GOD OF NOOB SLAYING AND I GIVE YOU... NOOB SLAYING!!!!"


I'll just stick with the myths, thanks :D
 
Myths nothin. Rosh doesn't do myths.

Rosh is all about facts. Like the time he single handedly built the pyrimids. He wanted to make sure people knew the score thousands of years later. That's why he chisled a likeness of himself being worshipped by the Egyptians. He put the dog head on himself because it was super awesome.
 
GG you're so far off it's not even funny, he departed after the pyramids to an island, and the inhabitant were so awed by him that they made statues of him everywhere.
This Island is now called Easter Island.

But i really think that Rosh is Elvis
 
Ugly John said:
But i really think that Rosh is Elvis
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Aye

Elvis dead? I don't think so, he just returned as Jim Morisson

To be followed by Kurt Cobain

And Tu-Pac

Dunno what his next act is...Maybe he's Justin Timberlake

I hear Justin fucks everyon
 
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