I just can't understand. F4 and 76 does SO MANY things better than 1 and 2 and NV. For example:
- BETTER graphics
- SEXIER women and sex mods (tho unlike fallout 2 they don't have the option to become a pornstar and basically fuck everyone and be married so that kinda sucks)
- Weapon modding and crafting
- Morally grey options (in f1 there is the big bad master or something he looks disgusting and ugly and he probably never got bitches like my classmate Aiden. Anyway you learn that he sucks because mutants can't fuck and be pregnant or something so he is automatically evil. What's "grey" about that huh? In f2 there is the enclave (like the one in f3 but worse) and there is nothing good about them (except for the funny sergeant guy who shouts at you I forgot his name). They are so cartoonishly evil it's so funny.) In NV there is no morally grey shit NCR Good Legion Bad House bad Yes man good. This is it for NV. In f4 there is the institute and while they are bad they have good things about them so they are grey morally.
- Co-op and Multi
- Better gameplay and guns
- No CRASHES and LESS BUGS. I don't need to download some fucking patches or mods or smthing just to play the game!
- BETTER companions. In f1 all of your companions suck I don't think I need to explain. In f2 only sulik and cassidy is good all of them suck both gameplay wise and character wise. In NV Arcade is based because he is a gay cutie, others suck tho and they all support the NCR (LAME faction).
- DLCs. Classics don't have them (NV ones suck! Ullysesses guy talks too much!)
- Mods and a BIG COMMUNITY!
- POPULARITY! Only 50 year old dudes and virgins play the classics while the cool boys and girls play fallout 4 and 76.
- Bethesda is actually a good company unlike Interplay because they were the reason the fallout franchise was dying (with Tactics and BOS). They even put van buren on hold (that would suck as well tbh) and tried to make BOS 2! Stupid motherfuckers. Because of Bethesda and the power of capitalism, fallout is actually popular.
-There is actually a movie coming out (My friend told me!)
-3D shooter bitches!
- The people of fallout 4 are less sensitive than fallout 1 and 2 ones. Like I said something mean to that ugly Killian guy and he made this pissed off face and increased the prices of his goods. SUCH A PUSSY!
-The character designs are better! The overseer guy looks like he has down syndrome, Killian is ugly, Gizmo is fat, Aradesh is fucking ugly and so is Tandi! Ghouls, mutans and master are all so ugly and that leader of the follower is a fucking SJW with that green hair and haircut! But that follower spy bitch with blonde hair is sexy af, I would smash! In f2 all of them are ugly and there is barely any talking heads. Nv is just a copy paste of Fallout 3.
- Radiant Quests
- Preston Garvey is hot
- Settlements
- Rule 34 art
- No boomers (both the real life generation and the NV faction they are boring)
- WORLD BUILDING. In NV there is only desert! Nothing else!
- No level limit so you can be sigma male GIGACHAD
- Vault 13 sucks fucking SJW source
- No annoying fans always talking about how good the classics are and the others suck!
- Has FRIENDSHIP and LOVE
- Brotherhood sucks! They are like little pussies, always hiding and "protecting" tech or something while the EAST COAST SIGMA BROTHERHOOD show dominance!
- Hub, New reno and New Vegas are said to be big but they are actually small!
- Sigma workshop dlc BETA dead money
- Free 76 dlcs
- East coast brotherhood fucking top G male (I love Andrew Tate!)
- East coast Enclave fucking top G male (I love Andrew Tate by the way!)
- Too many cultural references in fallout 2
- Too many cut content. There is cut content in fallout 4 as well but it is less, they don't rush through the game unlike Obsidian and Black Isle! In f76 there is lots of updates!
- Vault Dweller and Chosen One and the Courier are boring.
- Legion are clearly the evil option and they wear SKIRTS EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW! FUCKING FEMBOYS!
After all of this many bullet points, how can you guys still support Fallout 1,2 and NV? (I think I won the argument because when I write essays in English lessons I always get A+)
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