Why women are cranky

[Malky]

Yes. This is totally necessary.

 

[c0ldst33ltrs4u]

Wow, that was like, so ... revealing. [3PD]PsychoSniper, do you happen to have some pictures or diagrams so that you could better ilustrate that?

 

[megatron]

Seems a little silly that we get told about periods and the ugly devices they have too use during dinner.

One solution to that would be to not watch TV during dinner.

I don't really mind those kind of thoughts during dinner as it usually looks disgusting anyway (the dinner). It's stupid though how my sister thinks it's some big secret or how the ads potray men.

is anal sex possible without the stuff that I assume that stuff is?

sure, anythings possible. It's not like the anus is sealed up and your penis retracts into your body if it doesn't sense lube. For the first time though I imagine a lot of lube, time and a condom would be helpful. It's probably less painful if she (or he, if you're that kind of guy (or woman, if you're that kind of lady.)) is relaxed though. Probably fingering her ass for a while first, le shrugge.

Back on topic mabye?

 

[Ozrat]

It usually helps if you start practicing at a young age too.

 

[alec]

You guys really love this kind of shit, huh?



Nevermind the pun. The only thing I have to say is this:

"Why won't anyone think about the children? Huh? Why doesn't anybody ever think about the children?"

 

[megatron]

I also dislike how the sexes are potrayed in media. In most tv shows the men are usually brainless and don't seem to do anything or just filler metrosexuals. The women are always right or get one up over the males too, which isn't really equal.

Also something that's annoying is how being equal=having more 'rights' than other people. This isn't just women too, which is pretty annoying. Things like minorities shouldn't apply to races of people any more, but that's a different discussion.

Another annoying thing is how women are always putting themselves down for no reason. Why? So we can say 'OMG NO WAY, LET ME DO STUFF FOR YOU ^-^'?

 

[welsh]

Boy this thread started on one note and has just sunk fast ever since.

Let me just add that i have bought all sorts of condoms, KY Jelly, Tampons and other items. And when I take it to the old lady at the cash register and she gives me that look like, "You fucking perverted bastard" I just laugh.

KY works as lubricant for both anal and vaginal. For women, vaginal lubricant can be very important. If she's not secreting lubrication, sex can get very painful very fast, and you don't want to leave her vagina bruised.

This is especially true if you are a "long distance" kind of guy. If you have a woody that lasts over a half hour, you've probably been staying up too long and it's getting painful. That said if you are managing only a few strokes, before you fire away, you need to learn how to pace yourself. So be mindful and find out what works for you. Don't make the girl go the distance if you haven't fired off yet, chances are she's hurting.

As posted elsewhere- the pussy is your friend. Take care of it, be kind to eat, love it, pet it and kiss it. Treat the pussy as a treasure and the owner will be grateful. Make the pussy your enemy and your sex life will go down hill. A happy pussy is a generous pussy. Be nice ot the pussy.

Wow, that was like, so ... revealing. [3PD]PsychoSniper, do you happen to have some pictures or diagrams so that you could better ilustrate that?

No.

No, that is just so many ways of wrong I can't even count them.

Psycho sniper- no. Don't post that. We don't need to see a diagram of a picture.

I don't want to see that. Really.

Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) is
having sex for the first time which is about as much
fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your
nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with
his little cart before his horse), leaving us to
wonder what all the fuss was about.

I actually thought this was a bit offensive. True, there are a lot of women who don't enjoy their first time because it's done badly. Note to the inexperience- be gentle and considerate. But not all guys are like that and I have known plenty of women who have had a great time losing their virginity. Again this is a matter of partnership.

I do sympathize with the woman who has to deal with the premature ejaculator.

There are also a lot of women who enjoy sex. Alot.

Which is one of the things I envy.

The average guy fires his load and wants to go to sleep. By I have known women who reach orgasm and it's like the battery just fired up and the engine wants to keep on rockin.

Yes, while it's been said that men can have multiple orgasms, this is a rare event.

Honestly I am jealous of multiple orgasms. Hell, I am jealous of female orgasms. A female orgasm is a wonderful thing.

 

[Ugly John]

K-Y ? why, Id glide has a much better product, water based or silicon based, it doesn't dry up as fast as K-Y.

Anal sex without lubrification? yes very possible, but not for beginners.

 

[ExtremeRyno]

I've heard very good things about Id Glide..More than one person has recommended it to me..I might have to go get some...Wonder if my old lady's gonna feel up to that tomorrow...Hmm...

 

[bleusilences]

A gentle advice: don't get a too horny girlfriend, chance is that she only want to fuck and will trow you away when see doesnt need it and call you back a week later because she "miss" you. It took me some time don't understand there was a patern and i finally made her spill out the beans, she didn't love me. Take you for wasting my time I wanted to say. Anyway I am a bit wiser now so next time it will be sweeter.

 

[Snake]

Thats the kind of girlfriend every man wants(JK)!

 

[ExtremeRyno]

I've known my girlfriend for 4 yaers, and we've been together for over a year. We don't have sex very often. But when we do....Wazoooooo! We went for 6 months without sex at the beginning...Now it's every other week or so...So I doubt she just wants me for sex.

Completely off topic: I woke up 5 minutes ago. It was snowing (and has been since 7AM), but the ground was completely dry. Checked the weather, and they said the temp had just dropped below freexing...And now, all of a sudden, the ground is actually covered in snow. God, I love the weather.

 

[Elissar]

If it's snow your after, move up here.. we got all the snow you could want.. that filthy white stuff covers the ground about half the year, more so above the arctic circle.

 

[Zoe]

As posted elsewhere- the pussy is your friend. Take care of it, be kind to eat, love it, pet it and kiss it. Treat the pussy as a treasure and the owner will be grateful. Make the pussy your enemy and your sex life will go down hill. A happy pussy is a generous pussy. Be nice ot the pussy.

(...)
There are also a lot of women who enjoy sex. Alot.

(...) A female orgasm is a wonderful thing.

I could not agree more

*grin*

 

[EyeMaster7]

It is, but it hurts.

No personal experience, but I've been told.

Hmm.... you have been told....

"a horny girlfriend". I need one. Not one that keeps talking during the old in-out. Giving orders. Put there. Suck this. Put your finger there. A little bit to the left. Slap. SLAP. Are you nuts?!?! Hit me lightly. Fast more fast. Stop Stop. What you are doing? Don't try to put that up my *beep*.

The best part is when you are going to come and she says :


Are you sure that condom is ok?!? I think it is going to split. Starts a discussion that last all night and continues in the following day.

OR

Wait a minute. I'm going to get a cup for you. Don't spill it. Takes 10 minutes to find the cursed cup. New discussion that last all night and continues in the following day.

OR

in a good day, after all keeps pestering you when you are trying to sleep. She wants to talk about the relationship, marriage.....

Damn.

err..... No personal experience, but I've been told.

 

[welsh]

Indeed, the great prophylactic is conversation. Not all, I mean when she's whispering in your ear about the many ways she can use her tongue.....

Another thing women seem to want to do is discuss the act. Sigh.....

 

[Katja]

A gentle advice: don't get a too horny girlfriend, chance is that she only want to fuck and will trow you away ...

tsk. Stereotyping is bad. You're implying that overly horny girls can't make good girlfriends.

I'm sorry you've had a bad experience, though. If you're still in highschool, this stereotype you've created could pose a problem later on - many females become much less inhibited once they've graduated.
There are a lot of horny girls out there, but it doesn't mean they can't make good girlfriends.

Hell, my boyfriend couldn't keep up with me, and we've been together for well over a year. I've put up with a lot of crap in the relationship too, so it's not like he's pandering to my every request.

Though it's been a couple of months for me, thus the reason I'm more open about the topic right now. Sexual frustration does that to me. Normally I wouldn't even post in a thread like this.

 

[Ugly John]

Girls’ English
Yes = No
No = maybe
Maybe = No
« It’s your decision » = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
« Do what you want » = You’ll pay for this later!
We need to talk » = I need to bitch.
« Sure......Go ahead » = I don’t want you too.
« I’m not upset » = Of course I’m upset, you stupid moron!
« How much do you love me? » = I did something today your not going to like me for.
« Is my butt fat? » = Tell me i’m beautiful.
« You have to learn to communicate! » = Just agree with me.
« Are you listening to me? » = Too late, you’re dead!

Guy’s English
« I’m hungry » = I’m hungry
« I’m sleepy » = I’m sleepy
« I’m tired « - I’m tired
« Do you want to go to a movie? » = I’d eventaully like to have sex with you.
« Can I take you to dinner? » = I’d eventaully like to have sex with you.
« Can I call you sometime? » = I’d eventaully like to have sex with you.
« May I have this dance? » = I’d eventaully like to have sex with you.
« Nice dress » = Nice cleavage.
« You look tensed, let me give you a massage » = I want to fondle you.
« What’s wrong? « = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
Or
« What’s wrong? » = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
« I’m bored » = Do you want to have sex?
« I love you » = Let’s have sex right now.
« I love you too » = Okay i said it we’d better have sex now!
« Let’s talk » = I am trying to impress you by shown that I’m a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me!

 

[welsh]

A gentle advice: don't get a too horny girlfriend, chance is that she only want to fuck and will trow you away ...

tsk. Stereotyping is bad. You're implying that overly horny girls can't make good girlfriends.

Indeed, I went out with a nymphomaniac in the summer of my first year of college and wow! I mean, wow! I'm thinking about it right now and I'm blushing and shit that was 19 years ago. Great, really great. Did it end, yes. But what the hell. Most of these relationships end anyway.

Having a horny girlfriend is much better than a sexually frustrated girlfriend. One who enjoys having orgasims is better than one who doesn't yet know how to have one.

Really, it will make the relationship easier for both parties.

I'm sorry you've had a bad experience, though. If you're still in highschool, this stereotype you've created could pose a problem later on - many females become much less inhibited once they've graduated.

Stereotypes are bad. And yes, post- highschool when the parents are away- better. Note- Girls Gone Wild.

That said- a good relationship means that the sex is not as important as you might think. Important, yes. But it's the other stuff that makes a relationship work. WIthout love it won't work.

So don't get in a relationship and stick with it just for the great sex.

There are a lot of horny girls out there, but it doesn't mean they can't make good girlfriends.

Hell, my boyfriend couldn't keep up with me, and we've been together for well over a year.

oh gah.....

(Just kidding)

I've put up with a lot of crap in the relationship too, so it's not like he's pandering to my every request.

Though it's been a couple of months for me, thus the reason I'm more open about the topic right now. Sexual frustration does that to me. Normally I wouldn't even post in a thread like this.

Well feel free to post. Sorry you had to put with a lot of crap. As I was saying to someone else, relationships are often about drawing boundaries and redrawing them. They are also about what you can deal with and what you can't and the choices you make to stick or to leave.

It's important to remember that good relationships are about choice. Forget that, and your exit option is forgotten. If you forget that you can leave, you often forget that you make a choice to stay. The world is a big place and sometimes it's worth it to remember that over the hill might be the relationship you want and deserve.

 

[Elissar]

Or it could be slowly freezing to death in alaska..... just saying.