1. You try to carry around 200 pounds with you for more than a minute. Outraged at being encumbered, you think "But... but... I have 8 strength."
You know you play too much Fallout when...
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No, Pip.
Dracon M'Alkir
Vault Senior Citizen
When you get into a fight, and you expect the world to suddenly stop moving, and for an END TURN/END COMBAT panel to appear in the lower right of your vision.
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No, please don't. Really.
3. When you run or walk anywhere, you go in zigzags, a tribute to your favorite game.
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4. When someone bigger than you starts a fight with you, you immediately run for ground which is inexplicably brown/green.
That was the lamest shit, ever.
5. Whenever you drop something, you scream "Noooo!!! Critical failure!!"
5. Whenever you drop something, you scream "Noooo!!! Critical failure!!"
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People bigger than me scare me.
Blazerfrost
First time out of the vault
When you walk into someone's home and have the sudden urge to steal everything
Doesn't everyone get that urge?
You play too much Fallout when:
-You ask everyone you meet if their selling anything.
-You do favours for people expecting experience.
-Refer to your parent's basement as "My Vault".
-You feed stray dogs expecting them to fight loyally for you.
When you ask at your local shop if they have that blue cola.
When you mutter a description of everything you see under your breath. (Seriously, if you want to piss someone off, especially at work, try this one
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When you call your Mp3 player "Pipboy". (I do :~])
When you mutter a description of everything you see under your breath. (Seriously, if you want to piss someone off, especially at work, try this one
)When you call your Mp3 player "Pipboy". (I do :~])
Th humor section already has some of these. http://www.nma-fallout.com/features/vault/toomuch.html
Though I've got to agree, real life could use an End Turn/End Combat option.
Though I've got to agree, real life could use an End Turn/End Combat option.
When you expect to be able to pay for merchandise and services by killing rats.
When you fuck up in life, you pat your pockets down looking for the "load" button.
When you don't understand why people get so upset when they contract a VD. Who the fuck doesn't want a Vault Dweller?
When you find yourself standing in front of your car with an AA battery not sure how to refuel it.
mr. pastorius
A Smooth-Skin
When you try to push people that are blocking doorways.
zioburosky13
Vault Senior Citizen
Wait isn't that exist a similar thread? 
When you know that there has been a similar thread but you just don't care.