You know you play too much Fallout when...

[mr. pastorius]

When you start a thread titled "You know you play too much Fallout when..."

 

[ratsnack]

when your wife says that she can't live with you anymore because you are on the computer every evening clicking your mouse with a little guy running around on the screen.

 

[Neamos]

...when you carry guns in your underwear

 

[Seraphim Pwns U]

...when you have figured out the secret of carrying a couple hundred pounds worth of stuff on your person, and *still* appear to have nothing on you.

 

[Pipboy2000]

Whenever you go boxing, you corss you fingers and whisper, "don't bug up, don't bug up, don't bug up."

 

[10mmCurator]

When you put the number 13 on everything that you own especially your blue and yellow items

 

[DirtyDreamDesigner]

When you go to the chemists and ask them if they can harden your bike helmet.

 

[Vault 69er]

When you shout "You'll never take Anchorage from us again you bastards!" at any passing Chinese tourists.

 

[Misteryo]

When you carry in your pocket for years that red keycard you found on the hotel hallway floor, and you try it on every card-reader you come across, from ATMs to doors marked Authorized Personnel Only, never giving up on your conviction that someday, somewhere, you will find the door that it unlocks... And when you do, it's gonna be FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!

 

[alec]

You know you play too much Fallout

when your parents say so, or when your friends are getting really mad at you because you never join them in the pub no more. Or when you should really go to school, yet you don't because you'd rather play some Fallout. Or when you're at work and you should be filing some important dossiers, but instead you're just playing Fallout. And then, when you get fired because your boss doesn't like his staff playing pc games during working hours, you tell your boss to go fuck himself, and you go home, smoke some weed and play Fallout. Or when your girlfriend comes into your 'working room' at home and she's only wearing high heels and a string, and you know she's going to give you the best time of your life, yet you still manage to say 'In a minute, love' and you magically change that minute into three hours of playing... Fallout. After which your girlfriend isn't horny anymore and wants to sleep, which, all in all, isn't that bad really, because there always is... Fallout.



You know you play too much Fallout

...when you ask your weed dealer if that new Broc Flower hasn't come in yet...

...when you only trust condoms that come in blue, green or red wrappers...

 

[Stag]

When you do all your drugs through an inhaler.

 

[Misteryo]

When you refer to buying new clothes as, "Upgrading my armor."

 

[Physics]

When you forget to save and you scream no!!!!!!!!! as you bang the keyboard

 

[I_eat_supermutants]

When you try to barter for your morning coffee with some pocket lint and the socks on your feet.

 

[Pipboy2000]

If you carry around a shovel and wonder "Why the fuck can't I use this as a weapon!!!!!????"

 

[Kyuu]

When you go to the local graveyard and start digging up graves, hoping to find a chamber with a footlocker containing a few thousand bucks, or at least a pair of killer mirrored shades.

 

[Ah-Teen]

When you ask someone "What the bloody, BLOODY, BLOODY hell are you doing here?" When someone enters your room unannounced.

When you're constantly picking stuff up "just in case it comes in handy sometime," and then handing it to your friends to hold it for you until you need it.

Sadly I'm known for doing just that. Come on, a bungee cord on the road? Are you really just going to drive by and not pick it up?

 

[zioburosky13]

When you go out under the sun and wish you have a power armor with you.

 

[10mmCurator]

When you have dogtags made and keep them on the floor in your basement arranged as if they were around the neck of corpses you killed.

 

[I_eat_supermutants]

When you call a beer run a holy quest.