Zombie Sex

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Quagmire69, May 18, 2011.

  1. Quagmire69

    Quagmire69 Look, Ma! Two Heads!

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    Mar 17, 2011
    This probably is a bad question to ask sense it will reinforce every steriotype about me on this site, especially given the name I picked formyself but here goes. Me and a friend were watching a zombie movie and wondered if you have sex with zombie, do you become one?
     
  2. Korin

    Korin Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
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    Aug 6, 2010
    Yes. Always wear a condom when having zombie sex.
     
  3. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    Possibly. If it's a virus-zombie it's very likely.
    Undead zombies... I don't think so.
    Maybe after you died.
    And I'm not going to ask why someone would have sex with a zombie.
    Even necrophiles might want to stay away from a lover that wants to eat your flesh.
     
  4. Ah-Teen

    Ah-Teen Vault Senior Citizen
    Orderite

    Jun 21, 2007
    She'll bite your meat off... Zombies are not recommended
     
  5. Ravager69

    Ravager69 Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Dec 21, 2007
    What if they'll go for that protein-shot first? You'll have a shot at at beating them. It's worth a shot, isn't it?
     
  6. Wintermind

    Wintermind Vault Senior Citizen

    Jan 21, 2011
    You need to see "Dead Girl".
     
  7. Bal-Sagoth

    Bal-Sagoth Water Chip? Been There, Done That

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    Nov 1, 2008

    There is actually a video on Efukt of that exact thing. I don't wish to ever visit that place again to look for it, it is quite gruesome and well made however.
     
  8. Squall

    Squall First time out of the vault

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    May 27, 2011
    That's only if you're doing fellatio.
     
  9. Grin

    Grin Still Mildly Glowing

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    Jul 2, 2006
    Think of the possibilities! There are a LOT of extra orifices to use.
     
  10. Wastewander

    Wastewander It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Jul 6, 2011
    If a small bite can turn you into one, imagine how quicker it must be when you exchange bodily fluids. So in short, yes, tis very likely.
     
  11. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    ^so the answer is to fuck the zombie in the pooper?
     
  12. Wintermind

    Wintermind Vault Senior Citizen

    Jan 21, 2011
    No, it means no glove, no love.
     
  13. Gaspard

    Gaspard Kasparov

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    May 7, 2009
    Well - the protagonaist in American Gods made out with a zombie - didn't affect him.

    And in any way viruses would need living cells - so these would not affect you. Bacteria, perhaps - if there's zombiemakin' bacteria out there :x
     
  14. Surf Solar

    Surf Solar So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Aug 20, 2009
    Why does the OP not just take a trip to the caribbean and receives some first hand knowledge of that matter to share the wisdom with fellow NMA'ers?