As for the paddle ball, we as Fallout fans have no room to complain: Red Ryder LE BB gun.
Yes we do. One's a gun (albeit a toy, but it still fires stuff), the other's a bit of wood with a string and ball. BB guns still have to be handled carefully, because if you shoot someone in the eye with a BB gun? Serious injury or even death. EDIT: It's not likely you'd successfully defend yourself against an attacker using a BB gun I'll admit, but given the option between that and a paddle ball I'm going to pick the BB gun.
Whilst whacking a paddle ball at someone is very annoying at most.
And Fallout has had a lot of ridiculous weapons: grease guns? In the 21st century?! BARS? Power fists? Super Sledges? A Nuka -Cola Sign?
You have to remember that the 21st Century in Fallout is different from ours, given the whole "what the 50s thought the future would look like" vibe. Art reasons and the like.
Fallout wiki said:
This submachine gun filled National Guard arsenals after the Army replaced it with newer weapons. However, the "Grease Gun" was simple and cheap to manufacture so there are still quite a few still in use.
The BAR isn't in Fallout but a gun based on it is and they're not wide-spread so I take from that they weren't massively used by the Pre-War military. It's a gun, it looks like a gun, it shoots lethal rounds. Hardly comparable to a ball and string.
Powerfists may look silly but they make sense as they're designed to amplify the power of a punch.
Super Sledges, whilst I don't like them, they were originally only a Brotherhood invention. That makes sense since a Power Armoured soldier would end up breaking a normal sledgehammer with his own strength. Again it was Bethesda that decided "Actually it's Pre-War!"
I'll grant you the Nuka Cola sign is kinda daft, but compare getting hit by a big, metal sign to a rubber ball on a paddle.
Even energy weapons make no sense economically. The same Microfusion cells you need for a prolonged campaign could drive a heavy sedan for a thousand miles over rough terrian. Of course, Fallout's pre-war world was built on the deliberate evocation of Rule of Cool. Nearly everything they did, they did it because it looked or sounded cool.
Are you really going to say that a weapon that's designed to burn/melt targets is on the same level of ridiculousness as using a
paddle ball as a weapon?
EDIT: Also you're going to use the Rule of Cool against energy weapons but not Fallout 4's whacky guns?
EDIT: Damn quote tags and typos.