EDIT: This fucking thread. Gotta hand it to you, Vergil. You beat Illuminati Confirmed. That guy was an idiot, fair and square, but some of the stuff you posted at several points here and there made me think you weren't the type. Damn, was I wrong, man.
You really are the type of the person who will go through 10,000 various entries which contradict your worldview and when you find that single one that affirms it, you will hold on to it. Admiring the persistence right there, but that's about the only thing that's positive about you.
And that tinfoil hat is looking sharp.