Nuka Rant

SarcasticGoodGuy

SarcasticGoodGuy

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New user, made an account just to rant about this POS.

Didn't like Fallout 4. Far Harbour was decent but not worth £20. I hoped Nuka World would at least be fun. Spoilers: it wasn't. My experience (and everyone else's given how linear the game is):

*The monorail is bugged like hell. Had to use console commands to reach Nuka World. Not a great start.

*Wow a death maze. Wow there's traps. Oh look enemies. Now there's a "boss". Intercom guy doesn't like "boss". Shoot "boss" with water. "Boss" doesn't like water. For some reason "boss" sounded like a more Australian version of Zaeed from Mass Effect.

*You're the new boss, so you must prove yourself to the gangs of Nuka World. Sadistic group #1, sadistic group #2 and mercenaries. Kill stuff to impress them. Occasionally you can use speech checks to get guns to shoot things with.

*Experience a short and sad story about a settlement of ghouls in Kiddie Kingdom, but then realize how stupid it is for this magician- who supposedly cares for these ghouls- letting them loose on heavily armed raiders to be killed.

*Go to the Space Place. Find 20 McGuffins. Power machine. Success?

*Help Tarzan and his ghoulrillas- wait- ghoulrillas? Geez I knew Emil was bad but this is on a whole new level. Help Tarzan kill gatorclaws. Oh ffs. Next you'll be telling me this DLC has Nuka Cola Deathclaws...

*Kill knockoff tremors and fight robots in the place that made me sad because it reminded of Goodsprings and good writing.

*Kill nukalurks in the bottling plants. Power up the park.

*Ready for moral dilemmas? Choose 1 raider gang to destroy by not giving them as many flags as the other gangs.

*Alternatively kill five "boss" raiders and somehow those 11 traders with bomb collars equipped manage a coup d'état and defeat all 3 gangs. Such depth.

*Enjoy your very own mountain top player home that doesn't have a workbench. Don't worry, mods will fix it.

*Who doesn't love settlements right? New building objects, and also the ability to "raid" Commonwealth settlements! Even ones that you already own.

*New radiant quests such as: kill scavenger in x, enslave trader in x, rendezvous with raider team and hopefully many more.

"A solid exit" - MrMattyPlays
 
SarcasticGoodGuy said:
1. The monorail is bugged like hell. Had to use console commands to reach Nuka World. Not a great start.

2. Sadistic group #1, sadistic group #2 and mercenaries.

3. Help Tarzan and his ghoulrillas- wait- ghoulrillas? Geez I knew Emil was bad but this is on a whole new level. Help Tarzan kill gatorclaws. Oh ffs. Next you'll be telling me this DLC has Nuka Cola Deathclaws...

4. Alternatively kill five "boss" raiders and somehow those 11 traders with bomb collars equipped manage a coup d'état and defeat all 3 gangs. Such depth.

5. Don't worry, mods will fix it.

6. "A solid exit" - MrMattyPlays
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1. Seriously? Even the way you enter the place can bug out? For fucks sake how does that 'ever' get past QA?

2. How indistinguishable are the two sadistic groups exactly? Cause depending on how similar they are to one another, FO3 raiders and FO4 raiders as well as Skyrim's "bandits" then it's pathetic how bad at writing and creative ideas that their writing team is.

3. .... Ghoul... Gorillas... No, seriously?

4. It just works.

5. And then they'll get stolen and reuploaded for console version on Bethesda.net

6. Did.... Did he really say that about Nuka World?
 
Not joking my post on the Fallout 4 subreddit was removed. It was: "does anyone know how to fix the monorail bug? can't even get to Nuka World. Fuck Bethesda and their customer support." I had already sent a report to Bethesda with no reply.
 
SarcasticGoodGuy said:
Not joking my post on the Fallout 4 subreddit was removed. It was: "does anyone know how to fix the monorail bug? can't even get to Nuka World. Fuck Bethesda and their customer support." I had already sent a report to Bethesda with no reply.
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Yea that place only allows positive comments for things. It's a marketing tool for developers, not a discussion forum.

Happened with No Man's Sky and so many other games.

Fallout 4 costs $110.
 
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On a side note, has anyone screenshoted a fallout NV dlc and tweeted it to Lete Hines calling it their favourite fallout dlc or something?
 
Millim said:
On a side note, has anyone screenshoted a fallout NV dlc and tweeted it to Lete Hines calling it their favourite fallout dlc or something?
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Why bother. His response to the outrage over the Season Pass price increase was: "we are making more than we planned and we aren't going to continue to give away $60 or more worth of DLC for $30."

These people think their Season Pass is worth more than $60.

Fallout 4 costs $110 (they have effectively doubled the price of games), while No Man's Sky has about tripled the price of indie games.
 
It's shit disguised as innovation.
Pete Hines doesn't care about the quality of story telling or consistency within video games. But why should he? Skyrim is praised as an epic open world RPG, it sold like crazy, and many still believe it's better than The Witcher 3. Because dragons. I blame dragons.
 
Well I am sure that I will not play this for a long while. Stupid worthless piece of shit game.

Game Cost: $110

Game Worth: I wish we had that little poop pile emoticon to put in this very spot.
 
GonZo_626 said:
Well I am sure that I will not play this for a long while. Stupid worthless piece of shit game.

Game Cost: $110

Game Worth: I wish we had that little poop pile emoticon to put in this very spot.
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I took a pass on the Season Pass, and haven't picked up any of the DLC, so I was only rooked out of 60 bucks. And that's the last money Bethesda will ever get out of me.
 
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