My mom can't stop saying fuckboi and misprouncing meme.
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Why the fuck isn't aryan it's own category on pornhub?
Here's hoping you live past 100 (because I know it will annoy you).
MOTHERFUCKING FORCED STEAM UPDATES! WHY DOES YOUR PROGRESS KEEP REGRESSING. JUST LET PLAY MY FUCKING GAMES!
Ryan Reynolds played deadpool and van wilder exactly the same Tbh. I'm not saying it didn't work I'm just saying.
My dog keeps entering my room, farting and then leaving. Fucker.
Im going to attempt to make a status message using exactly one hundred and forty characters. Okay here I go. This will be hard. It is done.
I wanna change my username to phallus the mighty.
All outta food. Gonna have to make do with toast and syrup.
I often have to make my morning coffee in the microwave. It's, uhhh, it gets the job done.
I saw van wilder recently. I really find the character of van wilder charismatic and relatable.
Zootopia was awesome.
I feel like a should be able to make vault 111 a settlement or like a raider hub... Whatever.
Its so impossible to find any good Beatrix smut.
It just occurred to me that this @CT Phipps guy may actually not be a troll. He may just have a different opinion than the one held here.
@CT Phipps may actually be a better troll than dragonborn. Do you care to try your hand at fan fiction?
I have an affinity for shitty 90s rock.
I once tried to log onto this site at school but couldn't because it's categorized as "weapons". The fucks that about?
Dad sprayed me with grandma's perfume while was asleep. Gotta go around school smelling like an old woman now, I guess.
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