Walpknut
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Received a really bizarre call. A guy calls crying heavily, telling me he ran over a little girl. May 25, 2022 at 5:01 AM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Received a really bizarre call. A guy calls crying heavily, telling me he ran over a little girl.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        This guy seems to think I am someone he knows, he is obviously distraught, butbas soon as I tell him he has the wrong number he hangs up.
        May 25, 2022 at 5:02 AM
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Could've been a scam call, but it could also actually be someone completely fucked up by what they did they dialed one digit wrong.
        May 25, 2022 at 3:30 PM
      3. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        Probably not a scam since he hung up when you said "wrong number." If I ran over a little girl, I probably couldn't dial the phone either. You don't have any other information? It's really tragic, but there's nothing more you can do.
        May 25, 2022 at 6:43 PM
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      If someone told you they were gonna make a tv show out of how cool their credit card was you would ask them if they are ok.
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Am I gonna listen to Josh Sawyer talk about armor systems for 1 hour? Yes, probably.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        How do I do that? I don't know him personally and it's a recorded presentation he made lol
        May 24, 2022 at 4:43 PM
      3. TheGM
        TheGM
        Slide into his DMs, bruh.
        May 24, 2022 at 4:53 PM
      4. eissa
        eissa
        @Walpknut Oh come one, maybe on Twitch. Or his youtube livestream.
        May 24, 2022 at 10:49 PM
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      They gave Eggman a boyfriend in Sonic 2 and nobody said anything lol
      1. TheGM
        TheGM
        Why are you watching Sonic 2?
        May 23, 2022 at 6:32 PM
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I was sick over the weekend so I watched movies.
        May 23, 2022 at 6:33 PM
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        GM is too cool to lower himself for entertainment.
        May 23, 2022 at 11:02 PM
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Those people who gif Twitch subs en masse during streams, are they lonely? And can I get one of those on my streams? Or a few?
    6. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      It's kinda funny the "We can't expect god to do all the work" line was all ominous on the trailer. But it was entirely bening ingame lol
    7. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Giancarlo Despacito
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Fucking right.
        May 20, 2022 at 9:29 PM
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Damn, gave myself a Pavlovian with Budos Band music.
    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Dragon Ball Super fans sound more and more like battered wives on a cult everyday.
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Everything after Dragonball is kid shit.
        May 19, 2022
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      3. Norzan
        Norzan
        Wasn't the last arc about Granolah or whatever? The fuck does Bardock have to do with it? I thought Granolah wanted to kill Frieza.

        Forget retcons, fuck bullshit that has hardly anything to do with what was setup in the beginning of the arc.
        May 19, 2022
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Well Granolah had a flashback to Bardock and then a secret Namekian that lived with him also did. The cover of the latest Issue was even a picture of Bardock.
        May 19, 2022
    10. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Why I do brick so much on Yu-gi-oh Master Duel?
      1. TheGM
        TheGM
        because you suck. *snicker*
        May 18, 2022
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        It's true.
        May 18, 2022
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        NNNEERRRRD!
        May 19, 2022
    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I was curious about Chainsaw Man so I started reading Fire Punch. This is Violence Jack level insane.
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    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      "The old game is still there" yes, retard, but I want something new that is like what I like, not play one game forever...
      1. Black Angel, Risewild and ironmask like this.
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      3. Norzan
        Norzan
        What, you want sequels to improve the formula and not just ditch it for something else entirely just to appeal to some other audience? What are you, a reasonable person? Get out of here.
        May 17, 2022
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      4. ironmask
        ironmask
        What's also very annoying is "You just want them to make the same game over and over again!".
        May 20, 2022 at 3:54 AM
      5. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Well yes but no.
        May 20, 2022 at 3:55 AM
    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Ultra instinct Shaggy is canon now, what a horrible time to be alive.
    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      My dad still unironically asks when my sister is gonna come back to live in Colombia. Even tho she lives in the UK and is married.
      1. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        Kinda sad. Still holding out hope.
        May 15, 2022
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        He also alienated her entirely to the point she didn't even want him knowing when she came over to visit last month.
        May 15, 2022
      3. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        Ah, I see. I've known people in that situation.
        May 15, 2022
    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      What is Elon Musk's favorite sci fi movie? TOTAL RECALL.
      1. TheGM
        TheGM
        Good movie.
        May 16, 2022
    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      People who unironically use the expression "bad take" are invariably mentally deficient.
      1. Risewild
        Risewild
        That's a good take on it.
        May 16, 2022
    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Yo' gotta check yo'self before yo' Shrek yo'self.
    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I know I am not a furry because both "the Bad Guys" and "Sonic 2" didn't even seem remotely interesting from trailers.
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I wonder what my friend who tried to convince me to buy crypto while I was having an emotional breakdown is doing right now.
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The Crypto shit is pretty scary, we went a long ways back and apparently me not wanting anything to do with it is what made him end the friendship. Altho he had been becoming a huge dickhead for a while, I assume it was related to the lockdown.
        May 15, 2022
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        A lot of that is going around.
        May 15, 2022
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      5. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Maybe it was related to the crypto. Crypto has this tendency to make people in to dicks.
        May 15, 2022
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So the game with absolutely no footage available has been delayed? Surprise.
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      2. JunjiItosGio
        JunjiItosGio
        Cyberpunk needed at least a couple YEARS. I can’t imagine a Bethesda game is any different.
        May 13, 2022
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Cyberpunk needed to be flushed down the toilet.
        May 13, 2022
      4. Norzan
        Norzan
        Starfield is still gonna come out buggy and completely broken no matter how much Bethesda delays the game. Because they are completely incompetent when it comes to QA testing.
        May 13, 2022
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