Walpknut
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Walpknut

This ghoul has seen it all

I hope Birds of Prey flopping is a sign of Superhero movies getting phased out in the coming years. Feb 14, 2020 at 5:09 PM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      2020 just started and the world is literally and figuratively burning aalready. Nice.
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      3. alec
        alec
        'Course not: insurance + donations! These people will soon live in castles.
        Jan 9, 2020
      4. Eshanas
        Eshanas
        Add a few thousand camels to that hitlist.
        Jan 9, 2020
      5. TheHouseAlwaysWins
        TheHouseAlwaysWins
        It's fucking nothing!
        Jan 11, 2020
    2. Walpknut
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Ready to fuck up forms and documents by writing the wrong year for the next Month?
      1. alec, Alphons and The Dopamine Cleric like this.
      2. Alphons
        Alphons
        It's no joke, I fucked up my first driver's license form last year this way.
        Jan 1, 2020
      3. alec
        alec
        This is the stuff recurring nightmares are made of.
        Jan 1, 2020
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Fallout 76 has scuccesfully integrated the Steal Skill into their mechanics in an organic and immersive way.
      1. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        It amazes me how, each day, Bethesda finds new ways to fuck up royally.
        Dec 29, 2019
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Happy Holidays guys. Whatever you celebrate, do it with those you love.
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      2. Alphons
        Alphons
        Happy holidays!
        Dec 23, 2019
      3. alec
        alec
        I'll celebrate coming to terms with the size of my dick. Obviously with those I love.
        Dec 24, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        With a microscope?
        Dec 24, 2019
    6. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I am gonna make a story where the characters have to find an object called the "MK GUFF1N" and then jerk off about how clever I am.
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Have them drag around a reddish herring for half the story, before realizing it's *not* the mk guff1n
        Dec 21, 2019
      2. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        So basically Disney's Star Wars.
        Dec 21, 2019
    7. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Fire Emblem three houses is WAY overrated tbh.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Is good, but if you ask a Nintendo fanboy, this game is probably the pinacle of gaming. It's not even the best Fire Emblem Game. It's not even the best Fire emblem game of the decade.
        Dec 19, 2019
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      If you get aids aboard an imperial walker, do you get an AT-STD?
      1. The Dopamine Cleric likes this.
    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Feel weird to being able to get hom and do nothing for hours, pleasant but a bit of anxiety persists out of habit.
    10. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Nothing like a meeting that is going well until the Project manager opens his goddamn mouth.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Ah, I can bitch in a vacum about work again. I am truly free from schoolwork now.
        Dec 13, 2019
      2. alec
        alec
        Wait - you bitch about school and exams and schoolwork, and once that's done you immediately get a ... job? How stupid are you exactly, let's say, on a scale of 1 to 10? And don't hesitate to give yourself an 11 or a 12, 'cause I gave you an 18,5. How's the project going? Yeah, the artistic one.
        Dec 14, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I've been having a job for 5 years already. In fact is how I pay my art education right now.
        Dec 14, 2019
    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I like how they made a category for "Best microtransaction plataform".
    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      That was worse than last year somehow. And no Smash reveal.
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Vien Diesel had the stage presence of a wet fart, and Michelle Rodriguez sounded like she couldn't get herself to finish the shit they were having her say.
        Dec 13, 2019
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      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Reggie makes a speech about how development in videogames have practical applications for profesionals that help save lives.... and then Vin Diesel comes on stage to cringe it up and they cut to Reggie who looks like he just wants to leave.
        Dec 13, 2019
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      5. CerberusGate
        CerberusGate
        It's always been a shitshow tbh. At least this year Disco Elysium and DMC5 got good press.
        Dec 13, 2019
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    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So when is the Schick Hydrobot gonna appear?
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    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Deploy Ikumi Nakamura!
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      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        NOW THEY'RE USING HER AS A SLAVE! YOU CAN PRACTICALLY SEE THE CHAINS WRAPPED SENSUALLY AROUND HER SUPPLE ORIENTAL BODY!
        Dec 13, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I think I was better off not using the internet for 4 months.
        Dec 13, 2019
      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        I will protect m'Dragon lady with my glorious Nippon blade, Gaijin!
        Dec 13, 2019
    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So I guess Bravely Second wasn't Bravely Default 2?
    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Fuck, I am free. Free like a bird. At least for 2 months.
      1. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        ok lynyrd
        Dec 13, 2019
    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The only thing I care about in the game awards are the trailers. Supposedly there is gonna be a Smash reveal.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        They need to reveal someone surprising. I like how they are getting characters outside Nintendo.
        Dec 12, 2019
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Norman Reedus delivers the pain!
        Dec 13, 2019
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    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Today is the day, I can finally be free from schoolwork for at least the next 2 months.
      1. Crni Vuk and KingArthur like this.
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Just one more subject and I am free. I will finally end the semester.
      1. alec
        alec
        If you add 'loyal' to 'subject' and write 'semester' with a capital S, these two sentences take on a whole new meaning.
        Dec 11, 2019
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So what even is the message of Life Strange 2? The kids are not immigrants persecuted, they destroyed a city bloc with magic powers.
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Terrorists Are People 2
        Dec 11, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        If they wanted to make an statement on the plight of latinos, specially those having to cross border.... why not actually focus on the ones that are crossing the border to the US escaping the violence in their own countries (that sometimes is directly caused by US) and who face discrimination from people assuming criminal intent...
        Dec 11, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Instead of focusing on a kid idiotically comitting one crime after the other to escape into Mexico to avoid facing them just because he stupidly decided to escape the initial situation in the first place?
        Like up until episode 2 the crimes they could commit were determinant on choice and could be avoided, Episode 3 on, they are baked into the plot. Talk about actually promotting harmful stereotypes-
        Dec 11, 2019
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