Walpknut
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Walpknut

This ghoul has seen it all

The Outer Worlds has a lot of elements to be one of the bleakest Speculative Sci Fi stories set in space ever, but it's oddly optimistic. Apr 2, 2020 at 12:46 AM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I hope Birds of Prey flopping is a sign of Superhero movies getting phased out in the coming years.
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        What? Like Solo? I don't think any other ones have flopped enough for Disney to stop with that either. Too much money to be raked in.
        Feb 14, 2020
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The latest one flopped, flopped for Star Wars standards.
        Feb 14, 2020
        Eshanas likes this.
      4. alec
        alec
        The Disney Star Wars franchise flopped big time. They made less money than they paid George Lucas.
        Feb 15, 2020
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Welp the Guerrilla's are mobilizing en masse to pressure the govt to resume peace talks they stupidly broke a year ago.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Time to coop myself up in my house for the weekend and hope it doesn't spill into the capital.
        Feb 14, 2020
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Do you remember something wrong or maybe there is a parallele universe where Mandela died in prison?
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Now it's 6.4/10
        Feb 13, 2020
      3. alec
        alec
        That's still bigger than your clitoris.
        Feb 13, 2020
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        6.6/10..... no wait..... 6.3/10
        Feb 13, 2020
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I would be tempted to get Fallout 76 now that it has like actual content but the game is still probably 100+gb in size and runs like ass.
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Plans for a fourth Bioshock game leaked, This time it would involve exploring a city inside Ken Levine's colon. Shrinking was involved.
      1. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Already a better plot than Infinite.
        Feb 11, 2020
    6. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Parasite won best picture. Everything is right.
      1. Hulk'O'Saurus
        Hulk'O'Saurus
        Who's Parasite?
        Feb 10, 2020
      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Feb 10, 2020
        Hulk'O'Saurus likes this.
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I think it's pretty unfair to pit Joker against Parasite, because Parasite is just miles better.

        Anyway, Parasite is really really good, great directing, set design, amazing performances from every single actor, really multi layered writing with themes about social inequality, just an amazing piece of film.
        Feb 10, 2020
        Hulk'O'Saurus likes this.
    7. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Parasite is the best movie of last year. 10/10
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Has commentary on class divides, societal inequality, mental health and capitalism.... without the main character saying "SOCIETY!" and the entire cast deliver amazing performances and all the visual elements are multi layered.
        Feb 9, 2020
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Uncut Gems' title in spanish is "Diamantes en Bruto" or "Diamonds in the rough" despite the story being about an opal, not a diamond.
    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Dellow Felegates
      1. Big No
        Big No
        Begenerates bike you celong on a dross!
        Feb 6, 2020
    10. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I really hate how whenever I look up a video on a movie most of the results are "Ending explained" even if the ending was unambiguous.
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      2. Big No
        Big No
        Ratatouille: Ending Explained, Was Remy Actually a Ghost?
        Feb 3, 2020
      3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Superbad: Ending explained, Was Mclovin actually Seth and Evan's Mom's rape-baby?
        Feb 4, 2020
      4. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        Lord of The Rings Ending Explained, was the ring really a self contained black hole?
        Feb 4, 2020
    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Uncut Gems is a whole experience.
      1. ironmask
        ironmask
        So is Adam actually a good actor?
        Feb 3, 2020
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        He always was, problem was that he dedicated himself to just doing shitty movies to pay for his vacations and get his failed SNL friends acting gigs for the past decade or so.
        Feb 3, 2020
    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Maybe you shouldn't build somethign tall and thin on a place where the Wind has a fucking name.
      1. Yamu likes this.
      2. alec
        alec
        What? Stop talking in riddles.
        Feb 1, 2020
      3. Yamu
        Yamu
        He's talking about the section of Trump's ridiculous vanity fence that blew over in the breeze. His own fault for hiring those lazy American laborers, I guess.
        Feb 2, 2020
    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      There are some really highly paid writers who can only write the same 3 plots about doomsday weapons over and over.
      1. Hoplite likes this.
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      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I'm reading this Tom Clancy book written by one of the other guys. Of course it is about a rogue nuke, Iran, and Russia. It's horrible.
        Jan 29, 2020
      4. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        At least Tom Clancy games are entertaining
        Jan 29, 2020
      5. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        They used to be.
        Jan 29, 2020
    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Make a one line joke about something in a Star Wars video, get some nerd's Op Ed about the force and the expanded universe in response.
      1. BigGuyCIA likes this.
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      3. BigGuyCIA
        BigGuyCIA
        "Wow weaponized light speed is incredibly stupid in TLJ".

        WELL ACKSHUALLY, IN THE CLONE WARS EP X SEASON Y, ANAKIN USED LIGHTSPEED ONCE TO BLOW UP A CRUISER.
        Jan 27, 2020
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I don't know, that was the only part of that movie that made me feel any kind of excitement.
        Jan 27, 2020
      5. BigGuyCIA
        BigGuyCIA
        It's funny because I was thinking about this in the morning. Lore being obfuscated because it's tucked away in some random book from 1998. It's like the only universe where mutually exclusive events or elements can occur at the same time.
        Jan 27, 2020
    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Was in a DiDi yesterday, getting to work. It was all normal then the guy gets a call that his wife got killed by a Motorist. Fucked up.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Like the sudden shift in the atmosphere was just chilling, the guy was trying so hard to not cry there while driving. I told him to drop me off there so he could go tend to the situation, first thing in the morning as well. It was really fucked up.
        Jan 24, 2020
      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Damn that must have been awkward for the both of you.
        Jan 24, 2020
      3. alec
        alec
        I hope you comforted him a little. A simple 'Well, at least now you can go hunting for pussy again' or 'Some girls will get wet as fuck if you tell them your wife got killed' can make all the difference.
        Jan 26, 2020
    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So Ellon Musk basically wants to create the Setting of the Outer Worlds, but unironically....
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        It's the best way to make space appealing. You have to get corporations involved because the governments of the world are constantly in upheaval.
        Jan 29, 2020
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Nothing more appealing than indentured servitude, Tesla branded.
        Jan 30, 2020
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Red Faction here we come.
        Jan 30, 2020
    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Super Samsh Brohters 6 is just gonna be "Fire Emblem vs Smash Brothers" ala Marvel vs Capcom.
      1. Yamu likes this.
      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        What about Super Smash Stsiers
        Jan 22, 2020
    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      That last Smash DLC fighter was a complete wet fart of a pick.
      1. Yamu likes this.
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Another swordsman too. Not a single ranged character in the pass.
        Well, still more value than the actual Fire Emblem THree Houses DLC.
        Jan 16, 2020
      4. Norzan
        Norzan
        Hilarious that the video on youtube of Sakurai showcasing the character has 60% likes and 40% dislikes. People are clearly getting tired of Fire Emblem characters, specially the swordsman variant.
        Jan 17, 2020
      5. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        They should've released this one before Banjo or Terry, so that they would close the Fighter Pass something exciting and leave the underwhelming pock for the middle. Would probably reduce the negative responsa a bit.
        Jan 17, 2020
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Persona Social Links need to be half as long.
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The best thing about the Harley Quinn show is that we finally have some new western Adult cartoons that don't look like shit.
      1. R.Graves and Yamu like this.
      2. TheHouseAlwaysWins
        TheHouseAlwaysWins
        it's not spelled "wetern" actually :>
        Jan 11, 2020
      3. Dragula
        Dragula
        "Adult"
        Jan 16, 2020
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