Walpknut
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Walpknut

This ghoul has seen it all

Xenoblade 2 is easily the worst JRPG in existence, it condensces everything people hate about japanese media into a single solid turd. May 25, 2020 at 8:19 PM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Demorilize half your voting base hardcore and then demand their undying support, I don't see how that could backfire horribly.
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      In the new version of the DC Cinematic Universe Joker falls into a tank of G-fuel.
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I don't get furries, shouldn't the characters be drawn with 6-8 pectorals or tits if you are making them have human proportions?
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I guess I insulted another of Alec's interests. Sorry mate. You do you.
        Mar 5, 2020
      3. alec
        alec
        I don't care about furries, kiddo. But I find it amusing that you do. It seems like something someone with bad taste would care about, I guess.
        Mar 5, 2020
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Don't worry I don't judge you ;)
        Mar 5, 2020
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So is the new season of Castlevania just as bad as the first two or did Warren Ellis finally write it sober?
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I am a godless commie and even I think the dialogue was hamfisted and cringy.
        Mar 5, 2020
      3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Belmont: Mumbles unintelligibly and gives Alucard the finger
        Mar 5, 2020
        ironmask likes this.
      4. ironmask
        ironmask
        I have only watch the first two episodes. Doesn't seem to have improve much. Everyone is still unnecessary cussing all the time because it's trying to be "adult" and this is not your kids cartoon boi!
        Mar 6, 2020
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Who needs to write a good story when you can have an intern make up your lore for you on Twitter?
      1. ironmask and RangerBoo like this.
      2. BigGuyCIA
        BigGuyCIA
        The source citation on wookiepedia will be a link to the tweet. Breaking boundaries here.
        Mar 2, 2020
        Walpknut likes this.
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        They Broke new ground!
        Mar 2, 2020
    6. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Welp, seems like it will be smart to cancel my trip to Japan for this year. I guess I'll use some of the money to upgrade my PC.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        That would be the safe thing to do. Or you could go somewhere else.
        Feb 27, 2020
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Even some parts of Europe are placing some quarantine measures, my sister was planing a trip to Italy (she lives in London) and she had to cancel it because she is also preggers.
        So I guess is no traveling at all this year, or at least, this first half of the year.
        Feb 27, 2020
    7. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      "Thank you, I will drink until next morning" Bong Joon Ho, receiving his third Oscar of the night.
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      What if it was called the Gang Bang Theory and it was just about.... Inner city gang violence and it's causes?
      1. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        It’d be too woke for TV maaaaan
        Feb 26, 2020
    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I remember when I joked about eating the fatest steak I could on Lent and an user here actually got super angry at me lol
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        What a Fagula.
        Feb 25, 2020
      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        Based.
        Feb 25, 2020
    10. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      "I have an opinionm better record myself driving in circles around the block while I ramble it before I upload it to youtube"
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      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        (The car spins violently and the man is slammed face first into the dash. After a few seconds of chaos the scene is still, the man moans in agony while blood pours from a gash on his forehead.) Oh fuck, bros that was a close one! R-remember to like, comment, and subscribe! (Just as he finishes, he coughs up blood and his eyes glaze over as he reaches to turn off the camera.)"
        Feb 25, 2020
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Is the point of those videos like to pretend that the person ranting about some show for kids has a life and is very busy so they have to make their endless vlogs while driving "somewhere"? Is it to pretend it's an off the cuff rant? Is it to pretend authenticity?
        I just don't get it, it's like it's own subgenre of Vlog.
        Feb 25, 2020
        Aurelius Of Phoenix and Hoplite like this.
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I have seen a few variations with the person jogging while talking into a GoPro but that might not be so popular because 1. It requires physical activity 2. You look like a crazy person talking to yourself while jogging in public 3. You might just trip and eat shit or bump into something if you get distracted and 4. Talking while jogging is a quick way of fatiguing yourself.
        Feb 25, 2020
        Hoplite and Aurelius Of Phoenix like this.
    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      They are selling the cheap instant ramen they use for Jjapaguri in Parasite at like 10 times the price over here now. Ironic.
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I thought it was an anime first? Oh well.
        Feb 24, 2020
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        There is an anime and manga called Parasyte, but they are completely unrelated. The manga/anime is about alien parasites fighting it out, the Korean movie is a Tragicomedy about class divide.
        Feb 24, 2020
      4. Arnust
        Arnust
        We kind of had that with a Spanish chips brand but I don't think they changed the price (they're pretty darn premium already)
        Feb 26, 2020
    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I am glad they confirmed season 2 for Harley Quinn so fast, seems they learned from not confirming the 4th YJ season until months later.
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        So it's like Spiderman where things are kept locally. It still ends up being just like every other hero show. I'm too old for this shit. Saturation has reached peak peakness. Anyway you like that universe.
        Feb 24, 2020
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        It's more based on the villains attempting to get renown for being a menace, the heroes are actually kind of a Joke, Batman is more like a parody of the "GRIZZLED BATMAN!", Superman when he appears is the biggest yuppie and so forth. If you are sick of superrheroes this might actually do it for you because they are treated like douchebags by the main cast, who are villains regularly engage in murdering people.
        Feb 24, 2020
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      4. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        It's funny how DC tries so hard to copy Marvel with the live action movies but their animated shows and movies are leagues above Marvel. Their animation feels more fun and creative in contrast to their live action movies. Hats off to the guys over at DC's animation department.
        Feb 25, 2020
    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The season finale of Harley Quinn was pretty good.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Hey guys, it's Freeza again. Hey guys, it's the shitty movie that came out last summer but 8 times as long.
        Feb 22, 2020
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Not to mention how retarded Broly is but everyone likes him so much. All it takes is good character design I guess. I do think Dragon Ball is the best of the three shows. It's practically perfect. Rewatching it has been great.
        Feb 22, 2020
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        OG Dragon Ball is great.
        Feb 22, 2020
        TorontoReign likes this.
    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Michael Peña's entire career is playing the fat latino with 20 cousins, often times catholic.
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        El es un tipo grande.
        Feb 21, 2020
      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        That is your average latino.
        Feb 21, 2020
    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Why is Atlus still doing the "stream restrictions" shit on their games? How full of themselves have they become?
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        They are always going to receive orders from the head office when it comes to that.
        Feb 19, 2020
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I mean Nintendo does that too but I rarely see western devs do that.
        Feb 19, 2020
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        They are doing it with Persona 5 Royal, a re-release of a game that came out 2 years ago that has been out in japanese for 6 months already. Just feels like ego.
        Feb 19, 2020
    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The baby in 1917 dies a few weeks later when her kdney fails from drinking unpasteurized cow milk that some guy poured into his canteen.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        People back then survived from things people can't now. Now if someone goes to Carl's Jr. and eats a hamburger they shit and puke for three days straight.
        Feb 18, 2020
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Babies also died more frequently back then.
        Feb 18, 2020
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        It makes sense the guy wouldn't know but I just found that kinda funny on such an emotional scene.
        Feb 18, 2020
    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I hope Birds of Prey flopping is a sign of Superhero movies getting phased out in the coming years.
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        What? Like Solo? I don't think any other ones have flopped enough for Disney to stop with that either. Too much money to be raked in.
        Feb 14, 2020
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The latest one flopped, flopped for Star Wars standards.
        Feb 14, 2020
        Eshanas likes this.
      4. alec
        alec
        The Disney Star Wars franchise flopped big time. They made less money than they paid George Lucas.
        Feb 15, 2020
    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Welp the Guerrilla's are mobilizing en masse to pressure the govt to resume peace talks they stupidly broke a year ago.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Time to coop myself up in my house for the weekend and hope it doesn't spill into the capital.
        Feb 14, 2020
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Do you remember something wrong or maybe there is a parallele universe where Mandela died in prison?
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Now it's 6.4/10
        Feb 13, 2020
      3. alec
        alec
        That's still bigger than your clitoris.
        Feb 13, 2020
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        6.6/10..... no wait..... 6.3/10
        Feb 13, 2020
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I would be tempted to get Fallout 76 now that it has like actual content but the game is still probably 100+gb in size and runs like ass.
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