Walpknut
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Walpknut

This ghoul has seen it all

If your anime needs a list of skippable episodes to entice people to watch it.... maybe it just sucks? Jun 1, 2020 at 4:57 PM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Can't get into like 90% of all this Zoomer anime, too much shit is just about some nerd transported to a generic DnD campaign.
      1. Black Angel, Eshanas and ironmask like this.
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      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        But you've likely already seen all the anime that's even worth watching or already watched a bit of it and decided you didn't want to watch it. You are still looking for more anime even though it's shit. You watch too much anime.
        Mar 18, 2020
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Watching 10 episodes thtough and entire week and deciding I only wanted to watch one series would disqualify me as an anime fan in the eyes of the larger community really.
        Mar 18, 2020
      5. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        you watch too much anime
        Mar 18, 2020
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      All my classes have been suspended until further notice. Now if only they would let me work from home....
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I am not upperclass, I just have no social life so I save up a lot of money in a year.
        Mar 17, 2020
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        You are upper class compared to the guys chewing that shit to get energy to work fields and shovel shit. You will find those are the people that often use to get by. It's the same in China with meth.
        Mar 17, 2020
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I mean, the Government did decree that anyone making 150 dollars a month was middle class to try and reduce the poverty index, so I guess you got a point.
        Mar 17, 2020
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Can you believe it's only fucking March?
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Yes. It'll be April in about two weeks. Don't get caught off guard. Or do. I'm not your guardian.
        Mar 14, 2020
      3. alec
        alec
        It's almost Christmas.
        Mar 14, 2020
      4. Mr. Grandma
        Mr. Grandma
        Remember when Haliburton tried to invade Iran? That was like yesterday.
        Mar 15, 2020
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Was banking on my cough getting worse to ask for telecommuting to work, but woke up fully recovered. Damn you healthy inmune defense system.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Cough anyway. Should get you outta work.
        Mar 13, 2020
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      *Don't Panic but follow the prevention measures* People: Panic hoard everything and be racist? Will do!
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      3. alec
        alec
        Visit your grandparents, snort some pepper and then sneeze in their face.
        Mar 12, 2020
      4. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        You expect the masses to be smart and use reason and logic? Reason and logic are the first things to go in a time of crisis.
        Mar 13, 2020
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      5. Eshanas
        Eshanas
        The Panic Buying has hit NYC. FFS.
        Mar 13, 2020
    6. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      What is the local white rapper and indie scene gonna do without their E3 gigs this year?
      1. Hoplite likes this.
      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Where will Andrew W.K get a gig?
        Mar 12, 2020
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Maybe Todd Howard will need a band for his kid's birthday party.
        Mar 13, 2020
    7. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Today in Bogota it hailed so hard for an hour that it looked like snow and during the next several hours the roads were a deathtrap.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Would anyone ever think they would need snow wheels in a place where 9° C is coldest? The office almost got flooded because the drain kennels weren't designed with pellets of ice filling it up in mind.
        Mar 11, 2020
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Had to change the joystik on the left Joycon, hope this new one doesn't Drift so fast.
      1. Squadcar
      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        This is amusing since it sounds like gear head talk.
        Mar 10, 2020
    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Ordered Ramen but they forgot to pack the chopsticks, so I had to slurp on the noodles with a fork, like an animal.
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Next time use your asshole. All the hipsters eat with their asshole.
        Mar 9, 2020
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        No, that's the wine moms that want to cure autism.
        Mar 9, 2020
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Moms are the worst at knowing what is good for their kids.
        Mar 9, 2020
    10. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Some asshole replaced the Pink shell of the Splatoon Joycons with generic red. Way to ruin a collectible.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        They listed it as a Used Splatoon Joycon for sale.
        Mar 8, 2020
    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Demorilize half your voting base hardcore and then demand their undying support, I don't see how that could backfire horribly.
    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      In the new version of the DC Cinematic Universe Joker falls into a tank of G-fuel.
    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I don't get furries, shouldn't the characters be drawn with 6-8 pectorals or tits if you are making them have human proportions?
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I guess I insulted another of Alec's interests. Sorry mate. You do you.
        Mar 5, 2020
      3. alec
        alec
        I don't care about furries, kiddo. But I find it amusing that you do. It seems like something someone with bad taste would care about, I guess.
        Mar 5, 2020
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Don't worry I don't judge you ;)
        Mar 5, 2020
    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So is the new season of Castlevania just as bad as the first two or did Warren Ellis finally write it sober?
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I am a godless commie and even I think the dialogue was hamfisted and cringy.
        Mar 5, 2020
      3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Belmont: Mumbles unintelligibly and gives Alucard the finger
        Mar 5, 2020
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      4. ironmask
        ironmask
        I have only watch the first two episodes. Doesn't seem to have improve much. Everyone is still unnecessary cussing all the time because it's trying to be "adult" and this is not your kids cartoon boi!
        Mar 6, 2020
    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Who needs to write a good story when you can have an intern make up your lore for you on Twitter?
      1. ironmask and RangerBoo like this.
      2. BigGuyCIA
        BigGuyCIA
        The source citation on wookiepedia will be a link to the tweet. Breaking boundaries here.
        Mar 2, 2020
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        They Broke new ground!
        Mar 2, 2020
    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Welp, seems like it will be smart to cancel my trip to Japan for this year. I guess I'll use some of the money to upgrade my PC.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        That would be the safe thing to do. Or you could go somewhere else.
        Feb 27, 2020
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Even some parts of Europe are placing some quarantine measures, my sister was planing a trip to Italy (she lives in London) and she had to cancel it because she is also preggers.
        So I guess is no traveling at all this year, or at least, this first half of the year.
        Feb 27, 2020
    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      "Thank you, I will drink until next morning" Bong Joon Ho, receiving his third Oscar of the night.
    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      What if it was called the Gang Bang Theory and it was just about.... Inner city gang violence and it's causes?
      1. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        It’d be too woke for TV maaaaan
        Feb 26, 2020
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I remember when I joked about eating the fatest steak I could on Lent and an user here actually got super angry at me lol
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        What a Fagula.
        Feb 25, 2020
      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        Based.
        Feb 25, 2020
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      "I have an opinionm better record myself driving in circles around the block while I ramble it before I upload it to youtube"
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      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        (The car spins violently and the man is slammed face first into the dash. After a few seconds of chaos the scene is still, the man moans in agony while blood pours from a gash on his forehead.) Oh fuck, bros that was a close one! R-remember to like, comment, and subscribe! (Just as he finishes, he coughs up blood and his eyes glaze over as he reaches to turn off the camera.)"
        Feb 25, 2020
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Is the point of those videos like to pretend that the person ranting about some show for kids has a life and is very busy so they have to make their endless vlogs while driving "somewhere"? Is it to pretend it's an off the cuff rant? Is it to pretend authenticity?
        I just don't get it, it's like it's own subgenre of Vlog.
        Feb 25, 2020
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      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I have seen a few variations with the person jogging while talking into a GoPro but that might not be so popular because 1. It requires physical activity 2. You look like a crazy person talking to yourself while jogging in public 3. You might just trip and eat shit or bump into something if you get distracted and 4. Talking while jogging is a quick way of fatiguing yourself.
        Feb 25, 2020
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