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Walpknut

This ghoul has seen it all

One Piece has a good arc every 2 to 3 bad ones. ALabasta works quite well, but getting there from Arlong park is almost homework. Apr 11, 2021 at 4:40 AM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Damn, the whole Wallstreetbets thing ended up being just a Pump and Dump scam. Well at least it was funny.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Of course it was.
        Feb 6, 2021
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The Wolf of Incelstreet should be the name of the movie about it.
        Feb 6, 2021
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      3. Atomic Postman
        Atomic Postman
        Someone should make a list of all the grifting online twats that participated in building the hype
        Feb 6, 2021
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      2021: Cyberpunk was absolute dogshit, I am liking Yakuza and I am excited for a Musou game. What is this year?
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The weirdest take on spoilers I have seen is someone not reading the new chapters because if they predict what might happen it is a spoiler.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Not too long until someone avoids even watching things at all so they aren't spoiled.
        Feb 5, 2021
        zegh8578 likes this.
      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        You are a spoiler.
        Feb 5, 2021
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I shouldn't spend so much time playing Virtua Fighter on Yakuza 7 over playing the regular game...
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        It's the first one I am playing so no clue.
        Feb 4, 2021
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Play one you played them all.
        Feb 4, 2021
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      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I mean, can't be more overrated than CBP2077 literally an unfinished mix of Fallout 4 and GTA Vice city that somehow has people calling it the greates game of all time lol
        Feb 5, 2021
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Remember to clip your cats claws regularly, specially if they are young kittens Ouch....
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The bigger kitten is very relaxed and she never pulls out her claws except when she plays with her gym. The younger one likes to climb a lot, specially likes to climb me and his claws had gotten like fucking hooks so I am filled with scratches from him lovingly climbing me when I sat down, but today he tried climbing me by clinging to my belly and it hurt like a bitch.
        Feb 3, 2021
    6. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Modding Cyberpunk 2077 makes your pc vulnerable to malware LMAO
    7. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      "A mansion? Super car? You wanna control this city? Well, you can't do any of those things, but you can get an implant to increase armor"
      1. Risewild likes this.
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      3. TorontoReign
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Makes sense with canon, Johnny Jerkoffhand fucks exclusively fully clothed on all the awkward sex scenes he has.
        Feb 2, 2021
      5. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Hell he is also fully clothed when he rapes you via having sex without your consent in your body in a drug binge.
        Feb 2, 2021
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      It baffles me that the narrative around CBP2077 is that it was "rushed" and that "with a little more time" it woud've been perfect. 7 years.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        What would be "A little more time"? Another 7 years? New Vegas took 18 months to make and it is 10 times the game. The game wasn't shit because it was rushed, ti was shit because they didn't manage it properly and tried to bite more than they could chew. Pure Hubris.
        Feb 1, 2021
      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        he thinks it was 7 years lol. it was worse than that.
        Feb 1, 2021
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Yes I know they restarted the game a bunch of times and completely discarded entire builds and spent time on fake demos. That's all still part of them having such a long development time that makes most games look like they got done quickly.
        Feb 1, 2021
    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Now that I am free of bargain bin Deus Ex, Time for some Turn based Yakuza!
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      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Well kiryu is barely in 7 so if that specifically is interesting to you you should start with either 0 or kiwami. Because 7 is more a standard hero's journey shonen than anything else.
        Feb 1, 2021
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I will play the one I actually have first. As far as I understand in Like a Dragon the protagonist is a whole new guy so I won't be so continuity locked or be making a commitment to play 6 other games right away. Also the lunacy of JRPG Yakuza sounds hilarious to me.
        Feb 2, 2021
      5. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        7 does have a new protagonist and hes easily one of the series best. Not a bad place to start at all. And it definitely delivers on lunacy. Still the best place to start is always the beginning. Reee
        Feb 2, 2021
    10. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The world of CBP2077 truly does feel like a teenager read Neuromancer and then made a homebrew DnD setting for it.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        And there is a taxi that just quotes portal, like no lines changed, wouldn't surprise me if they just ripped the audio from Portal 1 and 2 and didn't even hire the GladOS actress because the taxi just repeats the quotes, there is even a cake joke.
        Feb 1, 2021
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Why do my subtitles render Jackie and the Voodoo boys english with poor spelling even tho it can translate some informal spanish expressions? Are my subtitle generating implants racist? Why does it translate full japanese phrases but when a Japanese person throws in a japanese word in the middle of a sentence it first shows up in Kanji and then just left as romanized japanese but in bold?
        Feb 1, 2021
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Why does this latino guy refer to himself as an "hijodeputa"? Calling one self a son of a bitch isn't a thing in spanish, that's exclusively an insult one directs at someone else, and it's like a pretty strong one.
        Feb 1, 2021
    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So CBP2077, 5/10 and I am beign generous. This thing needed another year in the oven... so I could give it a 5.5/10.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Also Johnny Silverhand's car is like the uglies fucking thing in the game.
        Jan 31, 2021
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The most invovled the main plot quests get is the 5 hour intro. After that the game just takes a nose dive, hardcore.
        Jan 31, 2021
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The GladOS car was the absolute worst, most cringe inducing thing I have ever experienced in a game, it was on the level of a Dontnod game.
        Jan 31, 2021
    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Sometimes I forget how fragile nerds are nowadays, then I see there is an outrage about Mikasa having short hair in season 4.
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Short hair is better anyway
        Jan 30, 2021
    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I got some metallic contact lenses in CBP2077 and now the suicide hack only makes the enemies commit suicide in minecraft.
    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So there is a quest in CBP2077 where you literally crucify a man for a vr snuff tape. Now that is some edge.
    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The smaller kitten is getting some heft on his step, and is getting more filled out. Male kittens really geow a lot in a short time.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        He is still a cute little shit, still climbs on everything as if he was part spider.
        Jan 29, 2021
    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I enjoy driving in CBP2077 only when on a Motorcycle and when out of the city. THe badlands and the rural and trailer parky areas are cool.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I don't even need to clear my name for Arasaka's murder, the cops still hire me for gigs and sidequests. I guess that the cops forgetting about your heinous crimes after driving away for a couple of blocs and getting inside a clinic is an in Universe occurence.
        Jan 28, 2021
      3. NovaRain
        NovaRain
        Now I mostly drive Nomad cars (of course they perform much better in Badlands), or cheap ones when in crowded city areas (for less car accidents because you can't drive fast with them).
        I agree the main plot is kinda meh, the only reason to "hurry" it is the (fake) timebomb inside my head.
        Jan 29, 2021
      4. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        I played about 25 hours and havent picked it back up. I should try again soon. Been getting tired of Mirrors Edge.
        Jan 29, 2021
    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Reddit shitposts reveal that Stonks are an illusion, and the stock trading apps immediately prevent common people from buying anymore.
      1. Morgan_ likes this.
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I don't read Op Eds in general, let alone centrist liberal op eds.
        Jan 28, 2021
      4. TheGM
        TheGM
        You don't even need to read it. just the headline alone shows you how they want to twist things as they cling to their last bits of relevancy. shits funny yo.
        Jan 28, 2021
      5. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        Cant fucking believe I missed this one. Darn...
        Jan 29, 2021
    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Dontnod games have effectively lowered the bar of acceptable quality for writing in videogames by a hell of a lot (A hella of a lot?)
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        My usage of Hella is a reference to Life is Strange's shitty dialogue.
        Jan 28, 2021
      3. TheGM
        TheGM
        Is that the game made by french people writing American children in school?
        Jan 28, 2021
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Yes. One of the characters says "Hella" in every other sentence. All their games have the same TTG problem of being completeley uneventful until the very last act because they are episodic so they need to end on a cliffhanger or twist but they can't write a narrative properly to save their lives. To Hella save their lives.
        Jan 28, 2021
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      While upgrading the gpu the drive that had New Vegas on it momentarily got disconnected and now my stream friendly load order is fucked
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Is NVAC just legit magic?
        Jan 28, 2021
      3. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        Isn't LOOT supposed to just figure this shit out for you?
        Jan 28, 2021
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Issue is with the files themselves fucking up not with the load order itself, I ran Loot like 4 times, uninstalled newer mods and it wasn't working. Installed NVAC again and it just worked.
        Jan 28, 2021
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The Dream on Quest is pretty good, which makes me think you end up in a thressome with the Peralezes.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Scratch that, the quest just fucking ended when it got interesting and apprently there is no follow up...
        Jan 27, 2021
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Probably more cut content. I was also pretty sure it would go further, but as for bangin - the Peralezes quest is the initial trigger for female players romance quest (through River, the cop)
        Jan 27, 2021
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Yeah I already completed River's quest. Which is why I was joking about fucking the Peralezes, because so far the only multi part interesing quests have been the ones around a romance option.
        Jan 27, 2021
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