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Walpknut

This ghoul has seen it all

Avengers Ending Explained. Length 10:01 minutes. Jul 11, 2020 at 3:21 PM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I am almost certain Bethesda is upping the price of Fallout 76 right before every "discount" so they only discount a paltry amount.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I'm pretty sure all these assholes do that.
        May 14, 2020
      2. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Didn't they do that with that Christmas discount a few years back?
        May 15, 2020
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Never trust Tech demos for engines.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Never trust people trying to sell you things.
        May 14, 2020
      2. Norzan
        Norzan
        Games are not gonna look that good and probably gonna run like shit while trying to look that good.
        May 14, 2020
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Also that "Big world" you see at the end while flying at high speeds is more than likely a skybox, and of course because it's a demo none of that shit has to do anything other than "look good" for afar. Frostbite had a lot of nice visuals and was sold as the next best thing ever but every developer that had to use it basically confirms it only works to make COD games.
        May 14, 2020
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I might be a huge pussy but the Hypogean Gaol in Bloodborne actually creeped me out so much I had to stop playing for tonight.
      1. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        Wait until the upper level of a certain area (it's optional though so you may miss it). That's the only place that really had me figuratively on my toes.
        May 13, 2020
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I have beaten 6 games in month and a half. That's a weird feeling. I am not used to having this much free time.
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    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Villains in Star Wars movies are only ever intimidating in supporting material, with the sole exception of Darth Vader.
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      2. Norzan
        Norzan
        Him screaming "No!" will forever be one of the biggest memes generated by the prequels. How to kill a beloved villain with one word.
        May 9, 2020
      3. ironmask
        ironmask
        I don't like sand
        May 10, 2020
      4. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        I feel Kylo Ren could have easily been a good, nuanced character and a redeeming quality of the new trilogy. But of course he wasn't.
        May 11, 2020
    6. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Ever eaten something so spicy your scalp starts to itch?
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        You must be allergic to that too.
        May 8, 2020
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Nah, it was just super spicy, there is a specific type of spiciness that does cause an itchy scalp, but it passed already and I am still eating it.
        May 8, 2020
    7. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I need to watch videos on how to do Gun Parries properly in Bloodborne.
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      From killer viruses to murder hornets. 2020, best year of our lives.
      1. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        At least it hasn't been dull, that's for sure
        May 8, 2020
    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      People are so bored that Microsoft showing off the boot up sequence of the XboneX makes them piss their pants.
    10. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      There are more bad Star Wars movies than good ones.
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        He thinks the prequels are good since he is just a young fuck.
        May 5, 2020
      3. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        The OT, Rogue One, Revenge of the Sith, and Force Awakens
        May 6, 2020
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Those are definetly 3 movie titles, still waitig for the list of the other 3 good ones.
        May 6, 2020
    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Is fallen order worth it? I am in the mood for a Souls like after beating DMC5.
      1. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        I've heard good things. I'm sure it's mostly okay. It was apparently buggy as fuck on launch. It also has like easy, normal, and hard difficulties.
        May 4, 2020
      2. TheOtherManInTheRoom
        TheOtherManInTheRoom
        It has a worse story than kotor 2 and worse gameplay than jedi outcast or academy. It's pretty though and second best at each of those so if that tickes your fancy....
        May 5, 2020
    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The new Rick and Morty episode really pulled the biggest troll with the trailer for the season. It was hilarious.
    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      DMC 5 is so good and plays like butter. Great palette cleanser for The Evil Within.
      1. CerberusGate
        CerberusGate
        The kind of gameplay DMC5 allows for is incredible. Vid showcases are spectacular to watch.
        May 5, 2020
    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The Evil Within plays like absolute dogshit, Holy shit. Why does this game have such high reviews?
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      3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        TEW2 is the better game, but I thought TEW's art style and enemy design was superior.
        May 3, 2020
      4. Eshanas
        Eshanas
        TEW is one of those buffed up walking simulators IMO from the mid 10s like TLOS and another hoo-hum game I forget. It was fun watching Matt and Patt play it though.
        May 5, 2020
      5. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        It is definetly not a walking simulator at all. If it was it would at least not play like dogshit and have a bunch of one hit kill enemies and traps.
        May 5, 2020
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    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      DMC 5 is kinda fun.
    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I am not digging The Evil Within. Feels awfully clunky.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I didn't like it. It's not classic survival horror. It's Resident Evil 4.
        Apr 30, 2020
    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      People are so bored they are actually buying Animal Crossing.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Apparently it has a strong fanbase so something is there. I think people like collecting things.
        Apr 30, 2020
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I don't doubt it has a strong fanbase considering it haas survived since the Gamecube, but it doesn't have a "Sell more than Pokemon and Zelda" kind of fanbase, lots of people who never got interested i nthe series are into this one, because it offers the escapist fantasy of being outside and being able to pay debts off.
        Apr 30, 2020
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      3. Eshanas
        Eshanas
        260+20 dollars a year. (200 for Switch Lite, 60 for ACNH, 20 for a yearly multiplayer pass). 280+shipping = 300 dollars for a game where I can't even move all the buildings or remodel the whole island? Yea I'll pass. It's cutesy, sure, but not worth the price.
        May 5, 2020
    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Bought Eastshade for the escapist fantasy of being able to go out and paint things.
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The best way to mke money in Pokemon XY was to sell mushrooms to french shop clerks.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The best way to make money in Sword and Shield is to mine for bitcoin, buy luxury items with them and resell them.
        Apr 28, 2020
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        And also making your mutant cat poop out a bunch of money.
        Apr 28, 2020
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Release date for Deadly Premonition 2, it's gonna be weird seeing York with actual human looking skin textures.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I forgot this was going to be a thing. I will do my best not to read anything about the game.
        Apr 28, 2020
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