Walpknut
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Walpknut

This ghoul has seen it all

Xenoblade 2 is easily the worst JRPG in existence, it condensces everything people hate about japanese media into a single solid turd. May 25, 2020 at 8:19 PM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      From the look of the Rick and Morty Season trailer, it looks like season 4 will continue with what I disliked about Season 3.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        It made sure in the first 2 seasons. But season 3 was almost entirely the "Look how cool Rick is" show.
        Oct 7, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Season 1: Rick learns to care about his grandkids
        Season 2: Rick learns to put his family's happiness and well being above his own
        Season 3: *throws all character development out of the window*
        Oct 8, 2019
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      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I think they're wanting to build a very dramatic narrative towards the whole "evil morty"-conundrum, so they spent most of S3 as a "red herring" to build the drama. That's me giving them my benefit of doubt. They've negotiated for a whole pile of episodes and seasons
        Oct 8, 2019
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Joker is almost entirely carried by Joaquin Phoenix' performance. Which is damn good.
      1. Supermarauder and alec like this.
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        He is an excellent actor, haven't seen the movie yet, was considering it, just out of curiousity
        Oct 6, 2019
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      In case it seems like something else, I don't have an opinion on the Joker yet, I am just mocking the circus (hehe) around it.
      1. alec
        alec
        It's nuts. I just read an article on a Flemish news site reporting that certain "famous" Flemish and Dutch people had to leave the movie after an hour or so. They say it's too violent, as if movies like The Shining, Taxi Driver, and all of Tarantino's movies never happened. They seem to forget that bad publicity is still better than no publicity.
        Oct 7, 2019
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Movie wasn't even that violent tbh. There were like, what, 4 violent deaths in the whole movie? Once Upon a TIme in Hollywood was like 10 times more violent than Joker.
        Oct 7, 2019
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Always felt weird about how my default expression is a frown, then I saw my 1 year old nephew do the same, genetic resting bitch face.
      1. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Oh no it’s genetic
        Oct 4, 2019
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      *Randomly claps* I'm an ideaaaaaaaaaaa! *Jazz hands*
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      2. Mr. Grandma
    6. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The new Joker movie is dangerous because it will inspire... a bunch of cringy memes and edgy quotes for the next 5 months.
      1. Mr. Grandma likes this.
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      3. Korin
        Korin
        True that. That's the state of the world we live in.
        Oct 3, 2019
      4. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Oct 3, 2019
      5. Mr. Grandma
        Mr. Grandma
        Korin is just afraid of clowns.
        Oct 4, 2019
        Korin, Crni Vuk and KingArthur like this.
    7. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and *poof*, he disappeared without a tres.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        *bow*
        Oct 2, 2019
      3. Mr. Grandma
        Mr. Grandma
        It's all in the delivery. Its a good one.
        Oct 2, 2019
      4. BigGuyCIA
        BigGuyCIA
        Bravo.
        Oct 2, 2019
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Is an Irish a person who is only slightly angry?
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      2. Big No
        Big No
        You tell him Walpknut you spi... special man, you.
        Sep 30, 2019
      3. Mr. Grandma
        Mr. Grandma
        It's a very complicated form of being born with a dark sense of humor and resentment towards god and the establishment and life in general and would rather dilly dally and get drunk and read poetry and whore around, ect.
        Oct 1, 2019
      4. Mr. Grandma
        Mr. Grandma
        Not saying that only Irish are like that, or that All Irish are like that, but the Irish have the highest ratio of people like that on average. Con men, ect.
        Oct 1, 2019
    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The whole Gretta Thunberg thing is awesome. Seeing a lot of grown ass men having a complete meltdown over a 15 year old girl. Exquisite.
      1. Mr. Grandma
        Mr. Grandma
        i fucking know right. like. lol.
        Sep 30, 2019
      2. valcik
        valcik
        Simply a cultural barrier, you cannot uderstand it since you're encapsulated in your social bubble. Where I live folks crack jokes on everything including themselves without any tabu, especially Czechs are well known for it. They've got a saying for these party pooper humorless types: "he's walking with a solid rod stuck up his arse".
        Sep 30, 2019
      3. alec
        alec
        The way I see it, it was Greta who was having a complete meltdown in front of the rest of the world. Don't expect grown men to take advice from a pubescent girl throwing a temper tantrum.
        Sep 30, 2019
    10. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I look forward to my saturdays not being mostly about compensating for only getting 5 hours of sleep a day the whole week.
      1. alec
        alec
        Cool. What's the retirement age in your neck of the woods?
        Sep 29, 2019
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Death.
        Sep 29, 2019
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Still, this sleep schedule is only this shitty because I decided to study Game development + Digital Illustration + Japanese while also working a full time job. Come December I'll have 2 months of sleeping like a normal person.
        Sep 30, 2019
    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      My favorite thing about the Dark Knight is how the movie tries to sell you the Joker as cool, but it's embarrassed about the clown thing.
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        To be honest, I don’t think the Batman gets Joker either. That’s part of the point; Joker’s Machiavellian “one bad day away from being me” philosophy is one that most characters in that film can’t come to terms with.
        Sep 29, 2019
      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Is it pretentious bullshit that no one else thinks like that? Yes. But I don’t think the film is trying to sell the Joker as cool, more trying to sell him as having a point. Which, depending on what you believe, he may or may not.
        Sep 29, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        They redesigned him to look all grungy with a glassgow smile and casted a young pretty boy, of course they were trying to sell him as cool. They are just rethreading the speech from the Killing Joke, and while the Killing Joke presented the Joker as pitiful in it's storyline, this one instead tries to sell him as cool and edgy. The Killing Joke wasn't humorless either.
        Sep 29, 2019
    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Bojack Horseman Season 6: Bojack straight up becomes a nazi and shoots up a school and paints a swastika in Blood for the season finale.
      1. KingArthur likes this.
      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        True character development.
        Sep 27, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I mean, he already tried to fuck a minor and strangled his girlfriend while high, it's the only logical step at this point.
        Sep 28, 2019
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      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        If that happened I’d actually watch Bojack
        Sep 28, 2019
    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Should've chosen a Plataformer as the class project instead of my Arcade Beat em up Strategy RPG idea....
    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Beyond the generic "Edginess" of thinking a super hero villain being cool, I never got what people found so deep about the Joker.
      1. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        I think it’s more the potential to make a statement about mental illness and crime with the character; done right, the Joker character can be used as a thoughtful “parody” of society and law, rather than “clown man that gets punched by an orphan dressed as a flying mammal”
        Sep 26, 2019
        ironmask and TorontoReign like this.
      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        People love a wild card.
        Sep 26, 2019
    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Those "trapped in a mmo" shows have to be the most depressing type of escapist fantasy.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Metamorphosis...
        Sep 24, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I don't know how fucked up you would have to be to read Kafka for escapism.
        Sep 24, 2019
      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Exactly.
        Sep 24, 2019
    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The site got fucked up.
      1. Korin
        Korin
        FUCK
        Sep 20, 2019
      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        This is why Korin put off doing it for so long.
        Sep 21, 2019
    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Ever since I stated outright I am planning to leave the country I started getting "Study abroad" ads on youtube. Creepy.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Google is not your friend.
        Sep 16, 2019
        KingArthur likes this.
      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        One day Google will know what you wanna search before you know.

        Finding Asian ass porn has never been easier.
        Sep 17, 2019
    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      All those lost sleep hours... recovered.
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Collect all 1,000 and you’ll level up to a Well-Adjusted Adult
        Sep 15, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Not until I can make my way out of this country, hopefully before the looming war fucks up too many things.
        Sep 15, 2019
      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Well shit. That’s rough, man. For what it’s worth (not much, I know), good luck.
        Sep 15, 2019
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Extruding along Splines on 3DSMax is a great tool for lazily modeling hair.
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      September 11th, never forget... the U.S. Backed Coup d'etat in Chile that resulted in thousands of deaths and Pinochet's regime. :P
      1. Mr. Grandma
        Mr. Grandma
        as an american, thanks for giving me a reason not to care about 9/11.


        lol
        Sep 12, 2019
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I mean, nobody should care about 911 in general.
        Sep 12, 2019
      3. Mr. Grandma
        Mr. Grandma
        On occasion, in context sure... But in general no. How is that helpful?
        Sep 12, 2019
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