Walpknut

Walpknut

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  • Walpknut
    Games need to stop abbreviating terms to "CP".
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    TorontoReign
    Stop being around CP fans Walpknut.
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Shouldn't have bought Cyberpunk either.
    Walpknut
    Brown woman gets cast "DISNEY GOT WOKE! SJWS!" woman gets fired for being a Looney "CANCEL CULTURE", these culture wars are so retarded.
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Just go do something outside jesus christ. Find an actual Hobby.
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    My phone breaking in the middle of my holidays was the best thing, I apparently just missed even more concentrated dumbfuckery.
    TheGM
    TheGM
    Some guy would come in here and say you should break it again and that guy would be a big jerk.
    Walpknut
    back from holidays with the girlfriend. Did I miss anything?
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    TorontoReign
    No.
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    TorontoReign
    I might play Persona 5 again.
    Jogre
    Jogre
    Missing anything implies this place changes. We're all stuck here in endless loops, treading over the same ground forever Walpknut. This is Jean-Paul Sartre's understanding of hell, yet like in No Exit we can't leave because without strangers reading our hot Fallout takes, we don't exist as subjects. This place doesn't change, it's hell.
    Walpknut
    Anyone interested in an original copy of the DS Game Last Window? It's pretty rare.
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    TorontoReign
    Any package coming from there is automatically flagged for cocaine.
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    So are you interested in it then?
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    TorontoReign
    Only the cocaine.
    Walpknut
    Damn, the whole Wallstreetbets thing ended up being just a Pump and Dump scam. Well at least it was funny.
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    TorontoReign
    Of course it was.
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    The Wolf of Incelstreet should be the name of the movie about it.
    Atomic Postman
    Atomic Postman
    Someone should make a list of all the grifting online twats that participated in building the hype
    Walpknut
    2021: Cyberpunk was absolute dogshit, I am liking Yakuza and I am excited for a Musou game. What is this year?
    Walpknut
    The weirdest take on spoilers I have seen is someone not reading the new chapters because if they predict what might happen it is a spoiler.
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Not too long until someone avoids even watching things at all so they aren't spoiled.
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    TorontoReign
    You are a spoiler.
    Walpknut
    I shouldn't spend so much time playing Virtua Fighter on Yakuza 7 over playing the regular game...
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    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    It's the first one I am playing so no clue.
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    TorontoReign
    Play one you played them all.
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    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    I mean, can't be more overrated than CBP2077 literally an unfinished mix of Fallout 4 and GTA Vice city that somehow has people calling it the greates game of all time lol
    Walpknut
    Remember to clip your cats claws regularly, specially if they are young kittens Ouch....
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    The bigger kitten is very relaxed and she never pulls out her claws except when she plays with her gym. The younger one likes to climb a lot, specially likes to climb me and his claws had gotten like fucking hooks so I am filled with scratches from him lovingly climbing me when I sat down, but today he tried climbing me by clinging to my belly and it hurt like a bitch.
    Walpknut
    "A mansion? Super car? You wanna control this city? Well, you can't do any of those things, but you can get an implant to increase armor"
    Walpknut
    It baffles me that the narrative around CBP2077 is that it was "rushed" and that "with a little more time" it woud've been perfect. 7 years.
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    What would be "A little more time"? Another 7 years? New Vegas took 18 months to make and it is 10 times the game. The game wasn't shit because it was rushed, ti was shit because they didn't manage it properly and tried to bite more than they could chew. Pure Hubris.
    TheGM
    TheGM
    he thinks it was 7 years lol. it was worse than that.
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Yes I know they restarted the game a bunch of times and completely discarded entire builds and spent time on fake demos. That's all still part of them having such a long development time that makes most games look like they got done quickly.
    Walpknut
    Now that I am free of bargain bin Deus Ex, Time for some Turn based Yakuza!
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    R.Graves
    R.Graves
    Well kiryu is barely in 7 so if that specifically is interesting to you you should start with either 0 or kiwami. Because 7 is more a standard hero's journey shonen than anything else.
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    I will play the one I actually have first. As far as I understand in Like a Dragon the protagonist is a whole new guy so I won't be so continuity locked or be making a commitment to play 6 other games right away. Also the lunacy of JRPG Yakuza sounds hilarious to me.
    R.Graves
    R.Graves
    7 does have a new protagonist and hes easily one of the series best. Not a bad place to start at all. And it definitely delivers on lunacy. Still the best place to start is always the beginning. Reee
    Walpknut
    The world of CBP2077 truly does feel like a teenager read Neuromancer and then made a homebrew DnD setting for it.
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    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    And there is a taxi that just quotes portal, like no lines changed, wouldn't surprise me if they just ripped the audio from Portal 1 and 2 and didn't even hire the GladOS actress because the taxi just repeats the quotes, there is even a cake joke.
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Why do my subtitles render Jackie and the Voodoo boys english with poor spelling even tho it can translate some informal spanish expressions? Are my subtitle generating implants racist? Why does it translate full japanese phrases but when a Japanese person throws in a japanese word in the middle of a sentence it first shows up in Kanji and then just left as romanized japanese but in bold?
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Why does this latino guy refer to himself as an "hijodeputa"? Calling one self a son of a bitch isn't a thing in spanish, that's exclusively an insult one directs at someone else, and it's like a pretty strong one.
    Walpknut
    So CBP2077, 5/10 and I am beign generous. This thing needed another year in the oven... so I could give it a 5.5/10.
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    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Also Johnny Silverhand's car is like the uglies fucking thing in the game.
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    The most invovled the main plot quests get is the 5 hour intro. After that the game just takes a nose dive, hardcore.
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    The GladOS car was the absolute worst, most cringe inducing thing I have ever experienced in a game, it was on the level of a Dontnod game.
    Walpknut
    Sometimes I forget how fragile nerds are nowadays, then I see there is an outrage about Mikasa having short hair in season 4.
    R.Graves
    R.Graves
    Short hair is better anyway
    Walpknut
    I got some metallic contact lenses in CBP2077 and now the suicide hack only makes the enemies commit suicide in minecraft.
    Walpknut
    So there is a quest in CBP2077 where you literally crucify a man for a vr snuff tape. Now that is some edge.
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