No Mutants Allowed

Why eat bugs when there are so many good animals to eat? I just don't get this. Rats are literally infesting the planet. Squirrels in the trees. Bitch is eating fruit saying eat bugs.

Something to do with humiliation probably
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/ywx9y5/this-is-what-happens-when-you-eat-nothing-but-bugs-for-a-week
Also reminds me of Snowpiercer with the lower classes eating protein bars that are just ground up bugs.

I just read that Vice article and they should fire the author because there isn't one sentence in that text that isn't about her. 'I felt like crying.' 'I felt miserable while they were having pasta.' 'I threw up and felt so guilty.' 'I have the ugliest face in the world and my friend would be completely justified if he beat me up every single day of my life.'

You know how we can avoid having to eat insects? Fuck less and make less children, you fucking yuppie scum. Or here's another idea: take a tube and connect your mouth to your asshole. And then fuck off.

You should look at birth rates around the world, I think you'll exchange the word yuppie with something a little more... problematic. http://worldpopulationreview.com/countries/total-fertility-rate/ Although I do agree that everyone at vice, salon, etc should not have children.

What about people in the local Fox station’s sports department? Can we have kids? Or is that not allowed for all modern journalists?

99% of journos should be done away with and society will improve. I don't know what journalism school is teaching but today's journalism seems to be more about towing the party line on either side than reporting the truth. Also opinion bloggers and self described culture gurus get the bullet too.

You’re right on that count. I wanna transfer to the crime department at some point, but tbh it’s all mass shooting fear mongering nowadays rather than reporting RICO prosecutions, etc like I would wanna do.

Sports is the safest department to be in and it’s also the only one that hasn’t gone “woke” (for the most part), too bad it’s not where I wanna be forever.

I'm thinking of switching from Political Science to Journalism but I feel with both degrees I will end up working at some gas station during the day and writing articles in some shitty apartment in my spare time.

Not far off the mark. I don’t need the gas station job, but the principle is the same; meet deadlines and live with your parents or in a shitty apartment, unless you hit the big time (which I really haven’t) and can afford a house, etc.

To be honest, I do everything; write articles, help edit, report, etc and I’ve a decent amount of free time.

By that I mean deadlines (at least at my level) are surprisingly lax and my days consist of smoking in the parking lot for a couple hours intercut with actually working.