No Mutants Allowed

For 4 years I thought I was the same height as I was my Freshman year of high school.

I prided myself on being a manlet. And now I learn that I'm over 6 feet. What is even height. What is reality

Not even... it's been 8 years since Freshman year

Fuck

This seems like a weird thing to be annoyed by. Enjoy growing two inches magically.

I DO NOT LIKE IT SAM I AM

Fuck you, hand over the manlet pass NOW!

*cries*

You grew 4 inches and didn't notice?

It's been over 8 years since I left high school. SHUSH