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Good to hear you’re okay. Only ever been in a fender bender before while parked.

Damn, what happened?

Fast moving truck, swerved to avoid, head on into a tree. Split the bonnet real good.

Holy shit.

Good thing you made it out ok.

Same thing happened to me when I was 19. Only straight piece was the diver door. Glad to hear you are still alive.

Glad you're OK. Did the trucker stop to help or has he escaped?

Man that sucks, I too had a life or death experience just a few minutes ago when I discovered a rape demon wasp in between my door and the storm door.

Jesse wtf are you talking about?