The Sixth Ranger
It Wandered In From the Wastes

I can't remember much about Fallout 3, but one thing I do remember is the absolutely two dimensional dialogue. Almost every NPC in the game serves as either someone who gives you directions, or is just hamfisted in there to give you quests. Your responses are also two dimensional. You have 'I accept your quest, but, like the white knight I am, I accept no reward!', 'Sure, but it will cost you, because I am neutral!', or, 'no, please insert a large stick up your lowest bodily orifice, for I am evil!'. Do any of you remember any conversations that deviated from this formula, and were well written and/or funny?