the world is fucked up, PsychoSniper...
PsychoSniper said:Deutchland is fucked up.
Jebus said:Someone should really invade and annex Luxembourg someday.
It's too small to be allowed to exist.
Member of Khans said:No, please invade Bavaria - the rest of Germany would be very pleased
Ashmo said:Yeah, but apart from the third grade in elementary school we never covered Germany in class. Our entire geography lessons revolved around the topics "Mass starvings", "Overpopulation", "Obesity", "Global Warming" and "The world sucks" with main focusses on Asia, Africa and the USA. And we only had geography for four grades because of the lack of teachers in Germany.
Not like our history lessons were much better. After covering the 16th century we jumped to the industrialisation, made a short excourse to the topic "Why Nazis are evil and we should be ashamed of being German and say 'Sorry' whenever a foreigner looks at us" aka the Third Reich. After that we directly jumped to the Cold War which we only covered in details (I didn't take history in grade 13 where the focus would have been "You're German so be fucking sorry about your history" aka WW2 tho).
And according to our English books the typical English speaking person looks like some weird kid from the early 90s and is called Sue.
And people seriously wonder why our school system sucks. I've been to the highest level of school we have and yet I've been near-wittness to some kids beating each other up with baseball bats in front of the school.
All shcool textbooks I've had have been a little like that. Strangely, Maths books tended to be the worst.ConstipatedCraprunner said:That Sue thing is'nt that bad. In my German book, one of the main characters name is Ahmet, and half the characters are either
A) Turkish
B) African
C) Italian
D) In a fucking wheel chair
PC is'nt a German thing
The_Vault_Dweller said:Jebus said:Someone should really invade and annex Luxembourg someday.
It's too small to be allowed to exist.
Kinda like Belgium huh?
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The Vault Dweller
Jebus said:*shoots VD*
... We've learned new, pacifist ways now.
Jebus, you should see a doctor about that. Oozing's bad enough, but shooting?Jebus said:*shoots VD*
... The whole OMFG GERMAN HISTORY ONLY EXSISTS TO TELL PEOPLE HOW BAD THE GERMANS ARE OMFG is absurd. ...