Ban This Sick Liberal Propaganda, Or How Fallout 4 Made Me Gay

Plautus

Plautus

Angry Preacher
Once again, my fellow Americans, it's evident how HOLLYWOOD and the LAME STREAM MEDIA are attempting to corrupt us with their sick filth. I was a fan of the original Fallouts because they were an effective avenue for me to simulate my disdain for women and you didn't have to worry about making your protagonist... ethnic... in character creation by accident. Sadly, it seems as if Bethesda has been towing the LIBERAL party line. First Fallout 3 had INTERRACIAL RELATIONSHIPS and then SKYRIM featured a whole COUNTRY FULL OF BLACK PEOPLE (I think they called it red guards or something like that)-- and it had WITCHCRAFT, which MADE LIGHT OF THE MIRACLES OF THE LORD. But this game they just announced IS THE LAST STRAW! Observe these screenshots.

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Look at that carefully sculpted, meticulously rendered man booty! It's clear that the TODD HOWARD is a SHILL for the LAME STREAM MEDIA and is using this SATANIC VIDEOGAME to lure good upstanding CHRISTIANS away from the light with his these FOUL SEDUCTIONS! Just look how the SPANDEX CLINGS TO THAT MAN ASS! DISGUSTING! Before this game was announced I WAS A GOOD CHRISTIAN REPUBLICAN who went to church on Sundays and kept a shrine to RONALD REGAN in my closet, but now this release FORCED ME to begin wearing TIGHT PANTS and create a GRINDR PROFILE. Truly, this game is evidence of the LIBERAL BRAINWASHING that is INFECTING OUR COUNTRY.
 
Fallout 4 confirmed for yet another successful commie subversion attempt that surely would have failed in Fallout's alternate timeline.
 
His manly butt is a thing of GLORY! How very shapely and attractive! Wait, what the hell am I saying. I... I'm being fed such shit by Bethesda. NO. I AM A GOOD, CHRISTIAN, CONSERVATIVE, FAG-HATING MEMBER OF WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH. I will not abide by this disgusting abomination. I WILL NOT LET IT CHANGE ME.
 
Thank god you are obviously a troll, or I might be worried for your mental health.

Fallout 4: There are 4 triangles on a pyramid. Illuminati confirmed.
 
The gayest game I've ever seen was metal gear solid-something, I haven't played any myself, so I dunno which one it was. Watched my friend play, and his character was apparently a naked man, with a black suit painted onto his skin, crawling on his stomach, the tight man-butt glistening in the rain

which is fine and all, I just wondered how concious my friend was of staring at those glistening cheeks for hours on end
 
EnclaveKnight said:
eh, not that big of a deal. Plan to play first person mode anyways, so will likely not see it much, if at all.
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maybe this will be like skyrim play some hours and forgett about it sometime because everything feels and look the same , then turning into shemale
 
Al C4pone, that's highly inappropriate. It's not accepted to use the term "shemale" anymore.

The politically/socially correct parlance is now "chicks with dicks"
 
Al C4pone said:
EnclaveKnight said:
eh, not that big of a deal. Plan to play first person mode anyways, so will likely not see it much, if at all.
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maybe this will be like skyrim play some hours and forgett about it sometime because everything feels and look the same , then turning into shemale
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Marionettetc said:
Al C4pone, that's highly inappropriate. It's not accepted to use the term "shemale" anymore.

The politically/socially correct parlance is now "chicks with dicks"
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Lol, inappropriate, but funny.
 
Honestly, this is either just plain crazy old kook or the OP was in the closet and the pics just bade him realize he was gay. Only people that would be turned on by man-butt are bisexual/homosexual men or bisexual/heterosexual women.
 
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