Belgian candidate offers voters blowjobs

boer_kameel said:
Freya van den Bossche, minister of Budget and Consumer Matters:
http://www.humo.be/cps/rde/xchg/humo/hs.xsl/DezeWeek_index_4079.html

Inge Vervotte, minister of well-being, public health and family
http://www.ingevervotte.be/over_inge/fotogalerij/
Freya van den Bossche is about as sexy as a rotting toenail: not.
She's the kind of woman you want to abduct, behead and then feed to a bunch of starved pigs. Sheesh...

I'd impale Inge Vervotte on my talliwhacker, though. :obsessed:
 
INge Vervotte, pretty?
This:
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Sometimes you Belgians continue to amaze me with your weird sense of beauty. ('though alec has a pretty damn good sense most of the time)
 
Ziltoid said:
INge Vervotte, pretty?

Alec's probably only looking at her feet, dude.

Anyway, I see your buck-teeth horse-faced Belgian politicians, and raise you a Marianne Thieme;


I already grow tired of this pimping out of politics, tho'. Not that you could make democracy much more meaningless, but still...principles?
 
Let me present you our Foreign Affairs minister, Anna "The UN is a dying organization" Fotyga:

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You Polish suck at democracy. Don't you know you're only supposed to vote for hot chicks and old men? You're as bad at this as those English types.
 
Brother None said:
Ziltoid said:
INge Vervotte, pretty?

Alec's probably only looking at her feet, dude.
I liked her face, actually, but your remark got me interested, so I googled "Inge Vervotte + voeten" and the result wasn't very satisfying:
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She has the most horrible feet I've ever seen, dawgunnit. Look at her big toe! What the fuck is that? How the fuck is that thing shaped? Jesus... I was going to vote for that biatch, but now she can like totally forget it. What a desillusion. What a horrible discovery. I'll never be the same person again... :(

Please allow me to post this beautiful and harmonious picture as an attempt to cure the sickening side-effects that Inge Vervotte's peasant feet have caused to my system.
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There is still hope...
 
*tilts head*

*tilts head other way*

*tilts screen opposite way*

I give up...whose foot is that?

PS: Inge's face is better there, but still...Marianne.
 
The girl with the pink top is pretty athletic, I guess... :wink:

Marianne is cute - in a Dutch way (them cheeks...).
The only Dutch girl I totally dig is Sophie Hilbrand from "Spuiten en Slikken". She is sooooooooooooooo hot.
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Your Belgian women make me sick.

May I Present to you the honourable Amanda Vanstone

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In Australia, we like our women fucking hardcore, with the ability to wrestle an aboriginal to the ground and buck and tie them, while eating a kebab.

She's best known for saying that we as Australians, must have more sex, so as to not let these Muslims "outbreed" us.

Also Australia's sexiest woman, now that Pauline Hanson is out of the spotlight
 
Ziltoid said:
Sometimes you Belgians continue to amaze me with your weird sense of beauty. ('though alec has a pretty damn good sense most of the time)

WTF? Alec has like the worst taste in women ever. Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera, FFS!

EDIT: Those two Belgian politicians are cute.
 
DirtyDreamDesigner said:
WTF? Alec has like the worst taste in women ever. Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera, FFS!
Yer, as I said, most of the time. But come on, the guy posts some of the best pictures in the pictures thread.

DDD said:
EDIT: Those two Belgian politicians are cute.
Your taste, sir, *sucks*.

PS: Marianne Thieme has gone nutbag-insane, though.
 
Ziltoid said:
DirtyDreamDesigner said:
WTF? Alec has like the worst taste in women ever. Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera, FFS!
Yer, as I said, most of the time. But come on, the guy posts some of the best pictures in the pictures thread.

Erm, no. He posts the worst uggos there. 90.56% of them look like realdolls.
 
Ziltoid said:
Marianne Thieme has gone nutbag-insane, though.

No she hasn't, though the slander campaign against her has been pretty effective. Hell, even you fell for it, what?
 
Brother None said:
No she hasn't, though the slander campaign against her has been pretty effective. Hell, even you fell for it, what?
*shrugs* I never liked the PvdD (it's a party for the hippies who don't think GroenLinks is hippy enough), so it hasn't influenced me either way. Maarten 't Hart has a pretty good reputation in my book, so I have a tendency to trust him more than I have a tendency to trust a pretty face who hasn't shown much capability in debates.

Besides, she *is* a member of the Seventh-Day Adventist Church, which intuitively would seem to conflict with her party.

The whole 'OMG they scrapped evolution' deal was pretty silly, though.
 
Ziltoid said:
Maarten 't Hart has a pretty good reputation in my book, so I have a tendency to trust him more than I have a tendency to trust a pretty face who hasn't shown much capability in debates.
You know he likes to wear women's clothes, right? (Not a joke.)

DirtyDreamDesigner said:
Erm, no. He posts the worst uggos there. 90.56% of them look like realdolls.
Well, I guess we can't all have the hots for fat goth chicks with limp dicks, eh? :P
 
alec said:
Ziltoid said:
Maarten 't Hart has a pretty good reputation in my book, so I have a tendency to trust him more than I have a tendency to trust a pretty face who hasn't shown much capability in debates.
You know he likes to wear women's clothes, right? (Not a joke.)
Yep, but that doesn't really affect my view of his opinions.
 
Amazing how a post about Belgian politics (*cough*) got all this going :p

I said that opinions may vary. I was merely showing that not all politicians look like Thatcher, ignoring my personal taste in women.

I'd not take a politician for GF anyway - I like smart and strong women (mentally, that is, no gübernator types), but a politician... Something makes me think that they could bend and twist every discussion to a point where she makes the guy think he won or they reached a mutually benefical situation, but in fact, is fucking him over and laughing silently because he doesn't notice.

Same goes for saleswomen.

That Dutch woman seems cute!

Paris and Christina are somewhat the opposite of my taste in women. I assume they would taste like male fluids - concidering the amount they must have endured.
 
Plasma-pip said:
If you consider one minute a blowjob, then you must be really pathetic. :P (Hehe, my first post here, and I'm already into the persona my character is. :p)
The main goal of that party is to attract as much 'foert'-voters as they can; 'foert'-voters being people who want to vote outside of the political establishment in order to voice their irritation with the 'traditional' political parties who, truth be told, fuck up a LOT in Belgium.

Aside from this party, which is rather harmless as they don't plan on parttaking in government anyway, the only other options for 'foert'-votes are the Vlaams Belang (or Flanders' resident neonazi party) or Lijst Dedecker (or Flanders' resident egocentrical idiot's party). The more 'foert'-votes this party pulls away from the latter two, the better.
 
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