Rant.
Oh cool, my old account from 12 years ago still works!
So then....
While the rest of the video gaming world basically fangirl squeals, the
fanatical purists are still wailing and gnashing teeth, eh? My my my, the more things change, the more they stay the same. I have so many questions! Are you folks still pounding sand about no turn-based combat and isometric view? Are you still mad that they're not using 2D sprites? Has anyone here named their child "Van Buren" yet?
("Van Buren, what did I say about playing ARPGs?!? YOU'RE GROUNDED") Is there a reason Wasteland 2 wasn't good enough for your post-apocalyptic old school RPG fix? Not pure enough, I suppose? Ohhh right....no sprites. Dang.
Nice to see that the worst tendencies of certain fan communities [Ron Perlman voice]
never changes [/Ron Perlman voice] after a long turbulent decade lol.
Dude, they said that building houses and communities was optional.
DOESN'T MATTER; ITS NOT PURE. BUILDING A SHELTER IN A VICIOUSLY HOSTILE WASTELAND IS UNREALISTIC AND HARAM.
Super Mutants (guess despite there being no FEV Super Mutants have no difficulty breeding)
Yeah, another thing that always grinded my gears was the "welp, there should be NO MORE SUPER MUTANTS EVER, BECAUSE FO1 WRAPPED UP THAT STORYLINE FOREVER" train of thought. Like - really? Putting aside the fact that militaries love redundancy and Marcus told us in FO2 that permanent FEV infertility was a misconception....this is a nice example of how continuity - while cool and all - can eventually becomes a millstone around the neck of future writers of a franchise. This is why DC Comics trashes their continuity with a crossover every 5 years, this is why Marvel started their Ultimate universe, this is why Star Trek reboot went with the alternate timeline angle ("THAT'S NOT WHAT THE NCC-1701'S BRIDGE LOOKED LIKE ಠ_ಠ"), this is why Star Wars: Episode VII's screenwriters waved goodbye to hundreds of EU novels, vidya games, and comic books where Emperor Palpatine gets cloned a billion times etc. Even Judge Dredd - which has (incredibly!!!) kept a tight real-time continuity running for 38 freaking years - is experimenting with both a dying Mega-City One and "Ultimate Marvel" style reboots. You can't chain an active franchise to classic story arcs forever.
Had I actually be in that theatre today I would probably have leaped onto the stage by now and strangled Todd Howard in front of everyone.
Why stop there? You should FLAY him!
And I am sure half the audience would be cheering as I squeezed the life out this little ubergeek.
Yeah, you could really hear the boos and hisses in the audience. They were definitely outraged about the lack of skill points and isometric turn-based combat. Furious.
A real f'n PipBoy.....that you can put your phone in......and use in-game. Good God Almighty lol. Stop getting depressed about what you can't have and appreciate what you got. The glory days are over, the world has changed, and you'll never be a kid again. Such is life. I'm not a huge fan of Bethesda, but I pretty convinced that Fallout would be wasting away on Interplay's ash heap with Descent if they hadn't come along when they did. Now, the franchise is far more popular than it ever was in the 90s. I find it amusing that there are "Fallout fans" that would have preferred to just see it die instead. It takes a true zealot to prefer death before dishonor.