shihonage
Made in USSR
So I was thinking about how a Fallout movie would come out.
It would start exactly like "I Am Legend", with a guy (played by Christian Bale) surviving on its own in a post-apocalyptic world. Only his dog, Dogmeat, would help him fight Giant Rats.
Then he would boil those Rats and make delicious soup.
He would also have to hide from Reavers, mutated cannibalistic humans.
One day Christian Bale will be rummaging through some trash when he will hear a clang. Followed by a series of alarm noises and rusty creaking.
He will see a hole open in the ground, and a platform emerge, with 3 people in blue numbered suits standing on it.
They will smile and wave at him and then one of them will immediately fall down, perforated by arrows.
REAVERS !!
Christian Bale will tackle the other two, dropping them to the ground...
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Later he will learn about their water chip problem and engage on the epic quest to retrieve a new one.
On their way they will discover that most Vaults have been blown up, uncorked, and raided by Reavers. They, and Vault 666, are the only Vaults remaining.
But no one is responding in Vault 666...
Christian Bale puts down the radio, frustrated with his lack of success in contacting Vault 666. Then he notices a Vault 13 kid waddle toward a beeping ball lying inconspicuously in the middle of the road.
"NOOOOOO!!!!" he yells.
A chunky explosion showers him with guts.
It would start exactly like "I Am Legend", with a guy (played by Christian Bale) surviving on its own in a post-apocalyptic world. Only his dog, Dogmeat, would help him fight Giant Rats.
Then he would boil those Rats and make delicious soup.
He would also have to hide from Reavers, mutated cannibalistic humans.
One day Christian Bale will be rummaging through some trash when he will hear a clang. Followed by a series of alarm noises and rusty creaking.
He will see a hole open in the ground, and a platform emerge, with 3 people in blue numbered suits standing on it.
They will smile and wave at him and then one of them will immediately fall down, perforated by arrows.
REAVERS !!
Christian Bale will tackle the other two, dropping them to the ground...
====
Later he will learn about their water chip problem and engage on the epic quest to retrieve a new one.
On their way they will discover that most Vaults have been blown up, uncorked, and raided by Reavers. They, and Vault 666, are the only Vaults remaining.
But no one is responding in Vault 666...
Christian Bale puts down the radio, frustrated with his lack of success in contacting Vault 666. Then he notices a Vault 13 kid waddle toward a beeping ball lying inconspicuously in the middle of the road.
"NOOOOOO!!!!" he yells.
A chunky explosion showers him with guts.
