BioShock reviews

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We won't cover BioShock's grades intensely because it looks to be another lovefest a la Oblivion or Black & White, but for our reader's orientation, here's a grab from the barrel, from Games Radar:<blockquote>The choice that really is emotionally affecting comes before this. Do you kill the Big Daddy? You’re usually desperate for Adam, but these gentle giants are the only things in the game that mean you no harm. Once you’ve watched them hammer a few Splicers, you develop a real fondness for the big guys, and their death is far more disturbing than the mysterious vanishing act a harvested Little Sister pulls. Their tiny charge patters barefoot over to the enormous dead hulk, wailing and sobbing. “Mr Bubbles!” she cries, “Please get up! Please!”

BioShock’s main plot isn’t about the Little Sisters, but it does have a sequence that gave us a Schindler’s List pang of guilt for killing them all (we needed the Adam). And Schindler’s List isn’t a cultural touchstone that comes up a lot when talking about games. There’s a richness to BioShock’s fiction, a conflicted complexity to its characters, and a humanity in its themes that we’re wholly unaccustomed to in gaming.

But it is uniquely a game: its most powerful moments play directly on the conceits of gaming itself. Where others try to contort film scripts around interactive shooters, BioShock uses violence as a bloody foundation for its real stories. While the relentless onslaught of the murderously insane continually rams home the horrific nature of what Rapture has become, two other threads tell the story of its past and future.
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This is the really bewildering thing about it: it succeeds so stunningly on three different fronts. Not esoteric ones, either, these are the big challenges developers have been struggling to master for decades: narrative, emergence, a sense of place. If another game did just one of these as well as BioShock, it would immediately qualify as a classic. When a game comes along that does all three, we can only be baffled and thankful.</blockquote>Link: PC Gamer review (10/10) (also available here, where the score is 9.5/10).
Link: GameInformer review (10/10).
Link: Eurogamer review (10/10).
Link: Official XBox Magazine (10/10).

Thanks Vaultkeeper and RPGWatch.
 
That's higher for PC Gamer than their Halo/HL2 reviews.

They've finally done it, the roof of hyping reviews has been reached, now they'll have to judge every future game as 10/10.

The death of traditional flawed rating systems. I hope.
 
Well i havet played it yet but the art style had me bought from the get go ... now that i read the reviews i'm quite happy that the spirit of looking glass is preserved and reconfirmed as masters of storytelling ... gah :) 24 th of august ...
 
I will wait for the pc demo and then will decide if I will buy it. But meh, I dont know about it. The big sites seem to be falling over each other to praise the game, and usually I never like games the press does. Or should I say the games the press is paid to like:)
 
i dont expect it to be on par with system shock but i do hope it will be the best first person game of the last few years
(yes i'm very easily hyped or dehyped)
 
i'm very tempted by Steam but i'm not sure if its a good ideea since there always seem to be patch and version problems ... but it looks like the only solution to get it on release date from where i live
 
These reviewers all seem to state that it is some sort of saviour for the stale gaming industry, etc etc

If they really believe the things they are saying maybe they should stop giving Madden XX or Medal of Honor: Again a 9. They play a role in this too.


That said, I really am looking forward to it.
 
Actually, in OXM, Kremlin, MoH Airborne got a 7.5.

In other news, this game deserves the accolades it's getting. Xbox owners are dethroning Halo 3 over this, just after the demo. I'm with them. It's that good. Not as beats Fallout 1 good (as it's a shooter), but it's up there. I can easily say that if they could, this game should get an 11.
 
Out of 10. This is from the demo, here. Now, I'm not a reviewer, but it truly is that good. I applaud Levine.
 
I don't believe in talk like that. I can't take the press seriously anymore since the string of 90%+ debacles lately.

On the other hand, I pre-ordered Bioshock based purely on goodwill towards Levine and their excellent dealings with fans which I want to support.

I'll see if the final product disappoints. It might not end up being worth what I spend on it, but that's life.
 
Nology5890 said:
Out of 10. This is from the demo, here. Now, I'm not a reviewer, but it truly is that good. I applaud Levine.
It doesn't make sense. The scale is 1-10 and usually 10 is pure perfection.
 
Well, then take it as someone who has played the demo (I work as a cashier at a department store, I don't get paid to write). I'm telling you. It is that good. Fuck the reviewers (though they do actually know what they're talking about on this one). If Fallout 3 getting the FPS treatment hasn't shut you off towards FPS' in general, you will have gotten your money's worth. Even more so.

Edit: Out of the sake of not double-posting...
Sorrow said:
Nology5890 said:
Out of 10. This is from the demo, here. Now, I'm not a reviewer, but it truly is that good. I applaud Levine.
It doesn't make sense. The scale is 1-10 and usually 10 is pure perfection.
That's mathematical 1 out of 10. Reviews aren't pure mathematics. As someone else said, 0 equals crap, 10 is masterpiece. As they're bound to give CoD4 and Halo 3 10's, this needs an 11.
 
Also, this is coming from someone who is starved from a truly good FPS (I never got to experience System Shock 1 or 2, or Half-life 2 :( )
 
Nology5890 said:
Also, this is coming from someone who is starved from a truly good FPS (I never got to experience System Shock 1 or 2, or Half-life 2 :( )
What the hell man. SS1 is a bit of a pain in the ass to get rolling (Even on Dosbox last I tried) but SS2 is on Underdogs for downloading (Not sure on NMA's stance on abandonware) and Half-Life 2 can be had pretty cheaply. Hell, if you wait a few months you can pick up the "Orange box" that has HL2, episode 1 and episode 2 for $50.
 
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