John Uskglass
Venerable Relic of the Wastes
Nelson sunk by PC raiding party
Andrew Porter
ADMIRAL NELSON saw off the mighty Franco-Spanish fleet at the battle of Trafalgar but 200 years on, he has been sunk by a wave of political correctness.
Organisers of a re-enactment to mark the bicentenary of the battle next month have decided it should be between “a Red Fleet and a Blue Fleet” not British and French/Spanish forces.
Otherwise they fear visiting dignitaries, particularly the French, would be embarrassed at seeing their side routed.
Even the official literature has been toned down. It describes the re-enactment not as the battle of Trafalgar but simply as “an early 19th-century sea battle”.
A host of French dignitaries will attend the event, which will take place off Southsea near Portsmouth, the home of Nelson’s fleet.
The aim is to create a spectacular “son et lumière” re-enactment with pyrotechnics, lights and effects from barges in the Solent. Tall ships will create the illusion of a real battle.
But the organisers of the event confirmed last week that there would be no national “sides”, a fact that has surprised some of the event’s sponsors.
One said: “It seems remarkable that we are not saying this is Britain versus France in this re-enactment. Surely 200 years on, we can afford to gloat a bit. Not even the French can try and get snooty about this.”
In the 1805 sea battle off the coast of Spain, Nelson’s 27 ships destroyed a combined French and Spanish fleet of 33 ships. The British lost no ships but sank or captured 22 of their opponents’ vessels.
Although Nelson died in the battle, his victory paved the way for Britain’s naval supremacy, which lasted a century.
A spokeswoman for the Royal Navy said: “This is an illustration and theatre on water. Nelson is featured, but we are not billing it as Britain versus France . . . This will not be a French-bashing opportunity.”
The battle will be staged in the evening of the international fleet review on June 28. The Queen and senior royals will attend the day’s events and government leaders from 73 countries have been invited.
Also present will be the Argentine navy, which fought the British fleet in 1982 over the Falkland Islands.
I just got Imperial Glory, which makes me three times as angry about this.
Trafalger was quite possibly the greatest moment for the British Empire, ever. Fuck the French. We Anglos kicked thier asses.
The British Navy has the greatest naval tradition in the history of naval traditions. No need at all to piss on it in the name of European Unity and Political Correctness. I don't understand, while they're at it, piss on the Argentines as well. Britan kicked thier asses too.