Crazy Girl Breakup Letter

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Sovz, Oct 3, 2005.

  1. Sovz

    Sovz Vault Dweller

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    Aug 11, 2003
    here's something rather amusing:
     
  2. Joachim

    Joachim It Wandered In From the Wastes

    122
    Aug 23, 2005
    someone need's to get over something...
     
  3. st0lve

    st0lve Look, Ma! Two Heads!

    316
    Nov 14, 2004
    hahah I had a great laugh.
     
  4. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    Yeah, it's pretty funny, especially the territorial stuff.
    I'm sure some relationships end this way, with totally ludicrous demands from one or both of the parties involved.
     
  5. ferdinand

    ferdinand First time out of the vault

    96
    Jul 24, 2005
    If you actually knew this woman, would you be unable to resist the urge plant a spade in the side of her head?
    Or is it just me?

    It's frightening that people like this actually exist. It's even more frightening that there are enough for me to know a few.
     
  6. Joachim

    Joachim It Wandered In From the Wastes

    122
    Aug 23, 2005
    I wouldn't do it, everyone knows that those type of people can only be killed in a fire or in an explosion
     
  7. DirtyDreamDesigner

    DirtyDreamDesigner Venerable Relic of the Wastes
    Moderator

    Apr 15, 2005
    Surely the displayed lack of intelligence inherent in that woman is grounds for acquittal of the said ex boyfriend in a potential murder trial?
     
  8. TheWesDude

    TheWesDude Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Feb 25, 2005
    i do believe the apropos term for the chick is "psycho bitch" and leave it at that?

    its really sad what pampering does to the younger generation. i blame the no-spanking policy.
     
  9. Suicide Candidate

    Suicide Candidate It Wandered In From the Wastes

    191
    Sep 15, 2004
    How the hell did you actually get together with her?

    :lol:
    This had me in stitches
     
  10. c0ldst33ltrs4u

    c0ldst33ltrs4u Vault Dweller

    702
    Jan 12, 2004
    Looks like the psycho bithch needs closure, 9 mm closure that is! God! If someone is capable of devising this just think of the way she is going to punish her children... One would have to be on drugs to live with her!
     
  11. Ashmo

    Ashmo Half-way Through My Half-life
    Orderite

    Jul 2, 2004
    You're all mistaken, the only way to get rid of this kind of being is to cut her into four pieces and bury each at the North, West, South and East end of the world so they can never be united again to let her raise from the grave.

    Oh, right -- the world is a globe and all that. This kind of thing was easier when the world was still flat.
     
  12. SmithWesen

    SmithWesen First time out of the vault

    53
    Oct 2, 2005
    Or in the case of a rare "Arch-Bitch", also commonly known by their street name "Demi-Bitch" it can sometimes take two to three silver bullets fired out of a blessed revolver that was forged using the nails with which Christ was crucified.

    Also, make sure to avoid contact with bunny's they are a bad luck omen when dealing with these creatures.
     
  13. The Vault Dweller

    The Vault Dweller always looking for water.

    Aug 24, 2004
    Thank God I dont know anyone like that.

    3 years?! Who knows...I'd probably move to a different city to avoid someone that crazed.

    Well Sovz...at least it didnt have any penis-wackin!

    Sincerely,
    The Vault Dweller
     
  14. Lazarus Plus

    Lazarus Plus The smoovest

    679
    Apr 1, 2005
    An ex-girlfriend of 3 years asking me to move out of my apartment for her conveinence!?

    I wish I could have this conversation over the phone so I could laugh out loud at her for about ten minutes.

    Holy jesus.
     
  15. Sovz

    Sovz Vault Dweller

    743
    Aug 11, 2003
    WD, since you practically begged for it, I dedicate this one to you....

     
  16. Joachim

    Joachim It Wandered In From the Wastes

    122
    Aug 23, 2005
    that horny little midget needs to put some pants on

    god he's even about to poke it with his wing as if it's never been there before
     
  17. SmithWesen

    SmithWesen First time out of the vault

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    Oct 2, 2005
    Did you know that some species of bat, when hibernating, can end up falling asleep mid-coitus, then hibernating.

    So they spend like three months, upside down.... shall we say "interlocked"

    Oh the things you can learn.
     
  18. Joachim

    Joachim It Wandered In From the Wastes

    122
    Aug 23, 2005
    I want to find the people who are actually looking and taking pictures of these bats and their penises, and then doing god knows what to them, for I must kill them
     
  19. Sovz

    Sovz Vault Dweller

    743
    Aug 11, 2003
    A good start would be reading the name of the guy on the bottom right side and then googleing his name

    Here I’ve done the work for you
    http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=mark+b+bartosik&meta=
    That’s his website:
    http://www.mbbphotography.com/
    and that’s his bio http://www.mbbphotography.com/author/index.html

    NOW, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TOUGH GUY?

    PS He’s Polish
     
  20. SmithWesen

    SmithWesen First time out of the vault

    53
    Oct 2, 2005
    In my opinion that penis almost looks photoshopped.