Dick Cheney shoots a lawyer

So what is the possibility that this entire event happened while Dick was drunk?

Let's see a blow job vs an inebriated shooting..... hmmmmm
 
Well the Daily Show didn't pass the opportunity to make comedy gold out of the story. This was one of the funniest reports by them i've seen in a while. Be sure to CHECK IT OUT!!!. Especially the last 5 minutes with Rob Corddry:

Corddry : "Jon, tonight the Vice President is standing by his decision to shoot Harry Whittington. Now according to the best intelligence available, there were quail hidden in the brush. Everyone believed at the time-there-were-quail in the brush. And while the quail turned out to be a 78 year old man, even knowing that today, Mr. Cheney insists-he still would have shot Mr. Whittington in the face....

In a post 9/11 world the American people expect their leaders to be decisive. To not have shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak."
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Cordry's the man.

welsh said:
Let's see a blow job vs an inebriated shooting..... hmmmmm
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Predictably partisan - blew state liberals forgive the sexual improprieties of a Democrat, and the red state good ol' boys think nothing of a drunken hunting accident.

And once again, the issue isn't so much what they did, but the fact that they didn't come clean from the start. Politics as usual.
 
The guy had a heart attack, but is recovering fortunately for him.

Had he died since the heart attack was due to a pellet in his heart from the shot that would have led to either charges of manslaughter or possibly murder.

What a wonderful role-model. I swear you cant "accidentally" shoot another hunter since its part of their habit to keep in check with the others around them to prevent these accidents. Either Cheney was drunk or he was mad at the guy for some reason.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
TVD said:
What a wonderful role-model. I swear you cant "accidentally" shoot another hunter since its part of their habit to keep in check with the others around them to prevent these accidents. Either Cheney was drunk or he was mad at the guy for some reason.
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Or just a very lousy and irresponsable hunter.

Also, you don't blast people with shotguns 'because you're mad at them' when you're the vice-president of Murika.
 
Silly Croat. That's what you do when you need raw materials for your personal company to exploit.
 
Loxley said:
It seems cheyney has gone out and taken all responsibility for the shooting.
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You mean he was denying responsibility for the shooting before?

That's just weird, man.
 
No, but there was a tendency in the media to say that the person that got shot was also partily responsibole since he did not make cheyney and friends aware that he was there.
 
Loxley said:
No, but there was a tendency in the media to say that the person that got shot was also partily responsibole since he did not make cheyney and friends aware that he was there.
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I think Fox news and friends were painting it in that light. But the White House Press correspodants were going after Scott McClellan big time. Which circle of Dante's inferno do White House Press Secretary's go to anyway?
 
Kharn said:
You mean he was denying responsibility for the shooting before?

That's just weird, man.
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No, but it took a while for Dubya to hear about it, and who knows how his reaction time was at that, or if he again didn't want to interrupt the reading of his new favorite book to schoolchildren, to prove their president isn't completely illiterate. Also, it brings up the matter of where presidential security was at the time.

Damn, isn't it quite depressing when the second most powerful person in your country proves that the country is run by a group of drunken rednecks? If only it was the reverse, many Americans would be giving the lawyer a medal, or at least a reprimand for not firing both barrels. :D

And as the White House Press Secretary, that dim bulb certainly is clueless about a lot of things. It's like they searched a zoo for a monkey that can mumble out "I don't know" as many different ways as possible.
 
In a way I pity him. It's like having to lie to your roommate's girlfirend while he's out boning another chick. You catch all the grief and hell while he's out living it up.
 
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