Huge crotch
You were born with great looks and a huge crotch. Because your face is so beautiful, people who are about your height or taller will only notcice your face. Those shorter than you will have a better view, and will be so impressed that they will want to have sex with you right away. Sadly, this also increases chanses of getting raped by aliens and geckos, and children will run away.
Requirements:
Charisma - 8
Effects: Short people will always try to have sex with you, unless you are in combat. When fighting aliens and geckos, there is a 50% chanse that every critical hit will knock you unconcious, and when you wake up, moving one hex will cost two action points, because of the pain in your butt/crotch (depending on what the offender did to you). When you go near a child, it will run away.
Obsessive fan
When talking of a subject dear to you, you have a 5% chanse that the dialogue option you chose will be switched for either a long rant (50% chanse) or an insult to the person you are talking to (50% chanse). If the person you are talking to has a high intelligence, and you get the rant speech, the outcome of the dialogue will have some extra bonuses. If the person has a low intelligence, he/she will change the subject.
FPS elite
Because you normally only play FPS games, every critical hit that is not a targeted shot will have a 75% chanse of being a headshot, inflicting 25% more damage than the critical hit really should have.
However, because you are not used to dialogues, you suffer a -20% speech drawback when talking to someone.
Lucky child
When you were very young, you once found a burried crate that was full of pre-war pornography. Because of this, you know more sexual positions than the regular person, but sadly, this also means that every time you do a fedex quest, and the delivery is to a woman, you have a 90% chanse of pulling your pants down. If your charisma is 8 or above, you will get laid. If your charisma is below 8, you get 50% less XP for the quest, and your reputation goes down 50 points.
Vault-boy
Your apperance is very cartoonish. People don't take you as seriously as you want them to, but they react less harshly when you do something bad.