Fallout 3 reviews round-up #65

[Public]

Swords are bad, m'kay?

 

[Ausdoerrt]

^ I'm pretty sure that's why they made Oblivion with GUNS instead =)))

 

[Public]

Yeah, because there is a difference between killing someone with a sword, or few guys with a shotgun

"It wasn't me! the gun did it!!"

"Okay you're innocent..."

 

[Ausdoerrt]

How come we went from flying demonic swords to evil shotguns?

 

[Flick]

I am still in shock that their is a loading screen review site.

 

[Ausdoerrt]

^ That means that either the world is going to end soon, or that Per is getting desperate in search of FO3 reviews

 

[Crni Vuk]

Equality!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZvc_-39I3s[/youtube]

Hey! Nice video. Reminds me to the swearing in Fallout 3. It was as ridiculous like there.

 

[Tycn]

it’s basically a turn based type of simulator

That's right - it's not turn based, it's a turn based simulator!

It’s actually very worthwhile because after impact, you are rewarded with blood splatter galore!

True reflection of the target audience.

 

[Quaid]

it’s basically a turn based type of simulator

That's right - it's not turn based, it's a turn based simulator!...

Oh. I thought it was a hiking simulator.

 

[Public]

And I thought it was a Godlike Simulator

 

[Brother None]

"Dude, like, you can play an Asian dude, man, and like it wouldn't make a difference, man!"

Not to mention the grand and ancient human race of "African American".

Still rolling my eyes at that one.

 

[Ausdoerrt]

And I thought it was a Godlike Simulator

It's a Boredom simulator.

 

[UmbrellaMaster]

And I thought it was a Godlike Simulator

It's a Boredom simulator.

I give it a 9.5 out of 10 then, because it achieves a very convincing simulation of boredom.

 

[Ausdoerrt]

^ i guess that's why it has such high reviews. It's probably going to become the third-most-popular game for bored office workers, losing only to Minesweeper and Lines =)

 

[generalissimofurioso]

Oblivion = Tree walking-through simulator.

Fallout 3 = Wasteland walking simulator.

Makes perfect sense to me.

 

[Ausdoerrt]

^ No you're wrong, it's not a walking simulator, it's a "gliding" or "sliding" simulator XD