Fallout 3 reviews round-up #77

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Mygamer, 9.2.<blockquote>Fallout 3 is one of the biggest, if not the biggest game, I have ever played. In fact, the game is so large you can literally spend dozens of hours doing absolutely nothing. Because every single environment is highly detailed, there is so much to see and do. Whether you are inside a building or just walking through rocky terrain, the player will always see some type of dynamic content in the environment. For example, no matter where you go, there is always random crap just lying around. Empty bottles, tin cans, lawn mowers, bottle caps, pencils, cups, clip boards, darts, weapons, ammo, nukacola, and all sorts of other random everyday crap is littered throughout the entire game. The fact that every single one of these items can be interacted with, placed in your inventory, sold, and can be combined to make bigger and more useful items is nothing short of amazing. I have never been so impressed to pick up random crap before.

The truth is, there are so many good things to write about regarding Fallout 3 this review could easily be several pages long. Besides hitting a rare programming error, it is hard to find negative things to say about this game. If you own a next gen system, you really owe it to yourself to play this game for at least 10 hours of your life. Doing this will not only prove how entertaining games can be, but rather act as a statement as to how far video games have come.</blockquote>UR Chicago, 2/5.<blockquote>I have no love for FPS/RPG hybrids, and Oblivion was such a steaming pile of crap that the moment I saw Bethesda’s splash screen load up after putting in my Fallout 3 disc, I knew I was in for several hours of sheer torture.

God I hate Bethesda’s games.</blockquote>Green Pixels, 5/5.<blockquote>What distinguishes Fallout 3 is its presentation of a disquieting environment and its refusal to offer moral clarity to players.

If it has a consistently engaging story, characters that interest me, a sophisticatedly dark game world, and combat that I can handle, it's a game that I want to play. In fact, if it's anything like Bethesda's last game, 2006's The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, I'll still be playing it in a month, or two, or even six.</blockquote>The Older Gamers, 5/5.<blockquote>Something else that Bethesda has done an excellent job with is creating stories that fill the world with a life that you’d never expect to find. When you explore the area you’ll come across things that have been painstakingly crafted just to add color to the world. You’ll get more insight into the Fallout universe than you ever had in the previous installments, including the events that led up to mankind’s destruction and the sinister motives behind the Vault-Tec Vaults.

So, if you haven’t guessed I REALLY like Fallout 3. Bethesda has done an amazing job bringing the Wasteland to life in a way that the Fallout universe deserves. Folk have criticized the game for being “Oblivion with guns” but, frankly, I couldn’t think of a better compliment.</blockquote>The Scope.<blockquote>The game is incredible. Bethesda Softworks managed to pull it off. The HUD, compass, melee combat, and various other aspects have hints of their monstrousity title Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion released in 2006, but this is not simply a Fallout name with an Oblivion wrap—which was a primary concern from fans. But from minor to monumental details, the series’ roots are intact. From bottles of Nuka-Cola to mole rats, the game feels… right.

If you were a past Fallout fan, you’re already playing the game anyway.</blockquote>Impulse Gamer, 9.0.<blockquote>Bethesda have truly created a real post apocalyptic universe that does pay homage to the original game... flawlessly.

Gorgeous graphics, great RPG customisation and an interesting yet fun combat system, there’s little to complain about Fallout 3, except for the odd slowdown or buggy camera angle. Be warned though, once you start playing, you will find it difficult to turn off.</blockquote>beer.com, 9.0.<blockquote>All in all Fallout 3 delivers on everything that was promised to the point where at times it’s almost too much. The story can be finished in about 20 hours by an average player but side missions can take up to 100 hours. I can also guarantee you’ll find yourself wandering the lands for hours discovering new places without much else to show for it. It’s this type of freedom that may occasionally frustrate but at the same time sets Fallout 3 apart from the rest.</blockquote>
 
Per said:
You’ll get more insight into the Fallout universe than you ever had in the previous installments

It kind of stands to reason that if you add some, you don't have less.

It's why you know more when Myron doesn't explain anything about Jet and you never visit the Stables. Jet is just Jet man, it exists.
 
Per said:
UR Chicago, 2/5.<blockquote>I have no love for FPS/RPG hybrids, and Oblivion was such a steaming pile of crap that the moment I saw Bethesda’s splash screen load up after putting in my Fallout 3 disc, I knew I was in for several hours of sheer torture.

God I hate Bethesda’s games.</blockquote>

:rofl:

I'm a little biased of course, but I liked this review.
 
Per said:
I am the god of hellfire and I bring you... reviews!
Why can't I remember where that's from? It's a song, right?
TELL MEEEEEE

Also, I don't know if it's completely new or if I just didn't notice it but the thought balloon in your avatar is teh awesum
 
You...are..evil.
Torturing us with "reviews", all of them make my brain hurt.

Well, at least there is ONE negative review. But that one is sadly, also garbage. Because it starts by stating that the game is torture... well it is...but only if i think that it is a sequel. Its not THAT bad, as a game, mediocre ( note my mediocre=7-6.5) to the core.

Have these people played the game at all ? Or have they just started to copy other peoples reviews ? The positive ones are so similar. In their lack of reviewing the game.
 
Well that is one of the problems of the game, there is so much 'nothing' in the game you often are quite bored by the time you finally find something to do.

And why spread all those stupid little quests out all over the wasteland, if you can't make decent multiple locations just make a few town hubs instead and concentrate the quests there.

Big Town, Arefu, Andale, Girdershade?

There are barely any people here, or buildings for that matter.
Concentrate them dammit!
 
I grew up playing SCUMM games like The Dig, the Monkey Island series, and of course Day of the Tentacle. Sierra and LucasArts raised me to believe that any item that you could pick up in a video game world was put there for a reason... Games like that... instilled in me an obsessive compulsion to pick up everything I could, since it would be used, if not required, at some point in the future. Similar to Oblivion, Fallout 3, is one of those... games that is literally filled with worthless minutiae like coffee mugs and clipboards that do nothing more than fill up valuable inventory space. Playing the game was difficult for me because I had to, had to, pick up everything in sight.
Glad someone else had this complaint. I hated all of the useless crap in Oblivion and I'm sure I'd hate it in Fallout 3 as well. There's a difference between flavor junk and useless junk, the Elvis portrait, ball gag, and NukaCola contributed to the feel and the setting while junk does not. Worse still, this junk damages the feel and setting by having screwed up physics which launches it upon brushing by it.

Amusing rant with some good complaints but too short and undetailed to be a review.
 
Well, those garbage items have uses, they're just shit ones. I think you can give clipboards to someone or whatever, kinda like the nuka-cola collector. MMO grind anyone?

Failing that, just jam them into the Rock-it Launcher. Because firing random garbage and killing Deathclaws with a coffee cup is COOL!
 
Dont forget teddy bears that have the killing force equivalent of high caliber rifle!
Doesnt it make you feel all fuzzy and warm inside when you see someone decaptated by a cute teddy ?
 
I'd go insane too after posting 77 review roundups.

I mean.. there's like 10 reviews in each roundup. That's getting close to 1000 reviews.

Where do they all come from? :o
Better yet, has anyone actually read each and everyone one of these?
 
PaladinHeart said:
I'd go insane too after posting 77 review roundups.

I mean.. there's like 10 reviews in each roundup. That's getting close to 1000 reviews.

Where do they all come from? :o
Better yet, has anyone actually read each and everyone one of these?
Per has.
 
UncannyGarlic said:
I grew up playing SCUMM games like The Dig, the Monkey Island series, and of course Day of the Tentacle. Sierra and LucasArts raised me to believe that any item that you could pick up in a video game world was put there for a reason... Games like that... instilled in me an obsessive compulsion to pick up everything I could, since it would be used, if not required, at some point in the future. Similar to Oblivion, Fallout 3, is one of those... games that is literally filled with worthless minutiae like coffee mugs and clipboards that do nothing more than fill up valuable inventory space. Playing the game was difficult for me because I had to, had to, pick up everything in sight.
Glad someone else had this complaint. I hated all of the useless crap in Oblivion and I'm sure I'd hate it in Fallout 3 as well. There's a difference between flavor junk and useless junk, the Elvis portrait, ball gag, and NukaCola contributed to the feel and the setting while junk does not. Worse still, this junk damages the feel and setting by having screwed up physics which launches it upon brushing by it.

Amusing rant with some good complaints but too short and undetailed to be a review.

So I'm not the only one with RPG Kleptomania, too?

RULE 2 IN RPGS: Collect any item that's not either nailed or on fire... hell, screw that, break that nail! And the fire only burns you a bit, you big wuss! I NEED LOOT BITCHES, and it's not a little fire or some nail lthat's going to stop me now!
 
Per, when will you write The Nearly Ultimate Fallout 3 Guide? :lol:

The truth is, there are so many good things to write about regarding Fallout 3 this review could easily be several pages long. Besides hitting a rare programming error, it is hard to find negative things to say about this game.

These reviewers keep writing things such as these but I still haven't seen anyone actually do it. It is obvious many cannot see the forest from the trees (or is it trees from the forest in this case?).
 
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