Fallout porn, for real

@Izak, I think those are illegal to post after all. @Hassknecht should make a decision, he's the moderator, after all, but I will allow myself to backseat moderate a bit here - so yeah, don't post any more stuff that links directly to porn. That goes for all of us.
 
From an Xbiz.com article
LOS ANGELES — Hustler Video parodies the video game series "Fallout" with its new release "This Ain't Fallout XXX," which was directed by Andre Madness and written by Wayne Hentai and features Kleio Valentien, Dahlia Sky, Rebel Lynn, Ziggy Star and Tyler Nixon.

Like the video games, "This Ain't Fallout XXX" takes place in a post-nuclear war landscape. But unlike the video games, it takes place in a post-apocalyptic Porn Valley.
"We made all the elements come together with casting, crew, props, wardrobe and locations," Madness said. "I hit up my long-time friend and writer, Wayne Hentai, and together, we created a pretty kickass script that I thoroughly enjoyed shooting. And with the support of shooter/producer David Lord, we created a badass vault, while (wardrobe and art director) Steviee masterfully created costumes and accessories to keep the authenticity of the look. The entire crew made 'This Ain't Fallout XXX' come to life and gave the performers and myself the foundation to make what you see on screen."
Madness said that Hustler's Rob Smith was the one who came up with the idea of an adult parody based on the "Fallout" video game series.
Madness said, "Rob Smith, the head of production at Hustler, asked me if I'd be interested in a concept he had to do a video parody on the very popular franchise. I grew up a gamer, and began to play and research the games' history in order to prepare for this movie."
Smith said, "When Andre and I first spoke of the idea of shooting a parody of the popular video game, I knew he was the right director for the job. Couldn't be happier about the way it all turned out. The performances, locations and costumes were spot on. We had a great cast and one of today's best directors at the helm."
Valentien and Sky, according to a spokesperson for "This Ain't Fallout XXX," were both fans of the video game series that inspired the parody.
"I love shooting for Andre, and was stoked to be part of a parody of one of my favorite video game series," Valentien said. "But the best part was getting to have sex with Ana Foxxx."
Sky said, "So happy to have been a part of the movie! It's been one of my favorite video games since I was a teenager. My scene partners were absolutely perfect for their roles, and I felt like there was some intense chemistry. This was my favorite parody for Hustler yet."
 
From an Xbiz.com article
LOS ANGELES — Hustler Video parodies the video game series "Fallout" with its new release "This Ain't Fallout XXX," which was directed by Andre Madness and written by Wayne Hentai and features Kleio Valentien, Dahlia Sky, Rebel Lynn, Ziggy Star and Tyler Nixon.

Like the video games, "This Ain't Fallout XXX" takes place in a post-nuclear war landscape. But unlike the video games, it takes place in a post-apocalyptic Porn Valley.

"We made all the elements come together with casting, crew, props, wardrobe and locations," Madness said. "I hit up my long-time friend and writer, Wayne Hentai, and together, we created a pretty kickass script that I thoroughly enjoyed shooting. And with the support of shooter/producer David Lord, we created a badass vault, while (wardrobe and art director) Steviee masterfully created costumes and accessories to keep the authenticity of the look. The entire crew made 'This Ain't Fallout XXX' come to life and gave the performers and myself the foundation to make what you see on screen."


Madness said that Hustler's Rob Smith was the one who came up with the idea of an adult parody based on the "Fallout" video game series.

Madness said, "Rob Smith, the head of production at Hustler, asked me if I'd be interested in a concept he had to do a video parody on the very popular franchise. I grew up a gamer, and began to play and research the games' history in order to prepare for this movie."

Smith said, "When Andre and I first spoke of the idea of shooting a parody of the popular video game, I knew he was the right director for the job. Couldn't be happier about the way it all turned out. The performances, locations and costumes were spot on. We had a great cast and one of today's best directors at the helm."

Valentien and Sky, according to a spokesperson for "This Ain't Fallout XXX," were both fans of the video game series that inspired the parody.

"I love shooting for Andre, and was stoked to be part of a parody of one of my favorite video game series," Valentien said. "But the best part was getting to have sex with Ana Foxxx."

Sky said, "So happy to have been a part of the movie! It's been one of my favorite video games since I was a teenager. My scene partners were absolutely perfect for their roles, and I felt like there was some intense chemistry. This was my favorite parody for Hustler yet."
That's all good stuff, but did you manage to find it on one of the free sites?
 
Why didn't they just set the movie in New Reno? It makes more sense to me budget wise and as a nod to fallout 2.
 
That's all good stuff, but did you manage to find it on one of the free sites?
I checked, it's not on Xvideos or Pornhub, however the other porn parodies made by presumably the same crew have leaked onto there, so it's only a matter of time really. On the other hand you can buy a dvd for $20, but I'm not gonna fork that out for highly produced porn.
EDIT: Also not on the Piratebay or Kickass Torrents, so no free porn for you.
Why didn't they just set the movie in New Reno? It makes more sense to me budget wise and as a nod to fallout 2.
Based on Dahlia sky's comment about it being her favourite game as a teenager (and assuming she isn't 19 or 20), I'd say that at least some of the crew have played 1&2.
 
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@Izak, I think those are illegal to post after all. @Hassknecht should make a decision, he's the moderator, after all, but I will allow myself to backseat moderate a bit here - so yeah, don't post any more stuff that links directly to porn. That goes for all of us.
Yeah nah, let's not post direct links to porn. The Youtube trailer thingy is fine, I guess, but the rest is a bit too close to the line for my tastes.
Well, not for my tastes, I don't give a shit about porn on here, but the rules on porn and nudity have always been enforced rather strictly.
That being said, I'm certainly not surprised to see that this porn parody exists. There are several episodes of Spongebob porn parody out there, after all.
Still, wtf.
 
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You can't hold a weapon like that in that way and pull the trigger. Unless you want to get hurt and have to grab the weapon from the other side of the room... Also clean raiders? My immersion is broken!
Got once again disappointed about a recent Fallout product and I bet not even DLCs will save this one either 0/10
:lmao:
 
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You can't hold a weapon like that in that way and pull the trigger. Unless you want to get hurt and have to grab the weapon from the other side of the room... Also clean raiders? My immersion is broken!
Got once again disappointed about a recent Fallout product and I bet not even DLCs will save this one either 0/10
:lmao:
The make-up is too well done on these 'raiders' and their expressions! They don't look drugged up or violent, they just look bored. Looks like Fallout 4 found some competition as most lackluster Fallout product of this decade.
 
So, what do you think the reaction from the wiki people would be if we made an article about this?
The make-up is too well done on these 'raiders' and their expressions! They don't look drugged up or violent, they just look bored. Looks like Fallout 4 found some competition as most lackluster Fallout product of this decade.
You can't hold a weapon like that in that way and pull the trigger. Unless you want to get hurt and have to grab the weapon from the other side of the room... Also clean raiders? My immersion is broken!
Got once again disappointed about a recent Fallout product and I bet not even DLCs will save this one either 0/10
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Don't judge it before it's out you buttholes! You're underestimating the writing genius of Wayne Hentai.
 
Don't judge it before it's out you buttholes! You're underestimating the writing genius of Wayne Hentai.
I'm underestimating it right now so that when it comes out, it'll be mind-blasting. That writer's name however gives me hope that it will be superior to Fallout 3 at least.
 
Why didn't they just set the movie in New Reno? It makes more sense to me budget wise and as a nod to fallout 2.
Yes! A lotta porn scenarios in New Reno. Prostitution, porn studio adjacent, mob bosses daughter, General debauchery, etc.
What a missed opurtunuity.
What Wasted potential.

Listen to me; such a fuckin' cynic that I'm sitting here on the internet criticizing pornography before it's out.
 
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Hustler have also done parody nudies about films and TV shows.
Including:
 
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