Fallout porn, for real

Sorry, you are right,.
What I should have written was "that the franchise has sunk this low"

No point in editing my original post as that would make your post irrelevant.

No I just find it a shame that there is such a thing as an actual Fallout porno movie. But then again you can't really stop any of that stuff from happening in any medium, so the person who has problems with it is basically myself and it is not easy to tell yourself to shut up, don't let it bother you, and ignore it if you don't like it.
 
It was inevitable that this would happen, if Hustler was scraping the barrel so much that they parodied Fox News, ESPN and, Hell's Kitchen it was only a matter of time before they got to Fallout (kind of surprising that they didn't do Tomb Raider or Mass Effect instead though).
To be fair, this *may* be more respectful of the franchise then PoS, at least this one was made by fans.
 
That has nothing to do with the franchise sinking so low.

Fallout is now a pop culture thing and I'm pretty sure, Hustler does have some fans of the game(s).

Nowadays everything has the ... pornability (?) ...
You know, Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
 
The Dutch Ghost said:
Sorry, you are right,.
What I should have written was "that the franchise has sunk this low"

No point in editing my original post as that would make your post irrelevant.

No I just find it a shame that there is such a thing as an actual Fallout porno movie. But then again you can't really stop any of that stuff from happening in any medium, so the person who has problems with it is basically myself and it is not easy to tell yourself to shut up, don't let it bother you, and ignore it if you don't like it.
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I'd actually say it's the opposite of the franchise sinking low; this is not anything official, mind you. Porn parodies are usually done about stuff that is very popular at the time, so a porn parody of Fallout is actually more like a commendation that the Fallout franchise is big enough that it warrants its own porn parody.
 
It is perhaps a form of praise but it is not exactly the praise I think Fallout should aspire for.
But again this is just me.

heh in general I prefer my porn to be original ;)
 
Hassknecht said:
Nah, Emil couldn't pull off the quality dialogue found in porn.
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Todd and Emil make an effort at pornifying Fallout -

Legendary Irradiated Smoking Hot Naked Raider Chick - "So, Vault Boy, how do you wanna fuck me?"

Y - Yes - "Make you suck my cock and then stick it in your pussy."
X - No - "Make you suck my cock and then stick it in your ass."
B - Sarcastic - "Double Penetration with me and my Mutie Buddy Strong!"
A - Hate Newspapers - "I'm gonna gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you!"
 
You think Todd Howard has watched and masturbated to the Fallout porno?
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Hassknecht said:
That's the financing plan to buy the rights to make an official Fallout PnP.
NMA presents: Glittering Tits of Hatred. A Golden Globes Production.

... Do we even get enough female fans together for a proper lesbian scene?
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You would be surprised what you can achieve with a bit of glue, ductabe and glitter!
 
I'd be interested to watch it to see how much actual "Fallout" is actually in it.

If one of the actresses likes Fallout 2 then there's a chance we might finally get to see a Golden Globes produced movie.
 
The actors at least appear to be familiar with Fallout, I wouldn't hold my breath for any references though.
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