Favorite Quote

I always get goosebumps when i watch the intro :P

"War... War never changes."
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The end of the world occured pretty much as we'd predicted.
Too many humans, not enough space or resources to go around, the details are trivial and pointless, the reasons -as always- ,purely human ones.

Scarier even, i can remember that bit :twisted:
 
Suicide Candidate said:
I always get goosebumps when i watch the intro :P

"War... War never changes."
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The end of the world occured pretty much as we'd predicted.
Too many humans, not enough space or resources to go around, the details are trivial and pointless, the reasons -as always- ,purely human ones.

Scarier even, i can remember that bit :twisted:
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Yep, that has to be one of the best quotes in any game. EVER.
 
Fallout 1

Avellone the bounty hunter: "What do you want?"

The Vault Dweller: "A donut"

Avellone the bounty hunter:=" Buzz off, we don't like wise guys in here"

Avellone the bounty hunter: "What do you want?"

The Vault Dweller: "A donut"

Avellone the bounty hunter: "That joke wasn't even funny the first time. Now you're going to find out why I am the most feared bounty hunter in the wastes. And I'm not even going to get paid for it"
 
something like:

"That was pretty close, but that wasn't a nuke"
-Tycho

"I think you need to spend more time with the wet stone"
-Harold

When I finally figured out what a 'wet stone' was, I couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minuets.
 
Brutulf said:
OperationGreen said:
When I finally figured out what a 'wet stone' was, I couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minuets.
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Uhh, what is it? :?:
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used for sharping knifes, it was especially funny because my math teacher tells me to 'sharpen up', but we're getting off topic here.
 
Back on topic
The strangest and funniest quote i had from the game was when i was playing for the first time 5-6 years ago
Back in the old days i had a pentium2-350mhz 128mb ram and a s3 4mb ram 2d video card.I thought i should change my video card so i can play games like quake3 and UT.
The funny thing was that when i changed my video card with a voodoo3000 every pimp in new reno said this:

"I know fallout2 is not a 3d game but it should have at least supported my new 3d card"

I couldn't believe it. I haven't seen anybody else mention this so i thought to post it
Btw,my first post here :D
 
Bloodlust said:
Back on topic
The strangest and funniest quote i had from the game was when i was playing for the first time 5-6 years ago
Back in the old days i had a pentium2-350mhz 128mb ram and a s3 4mb ram 2d video card.I thought i should change my video card so i can play games like quake3 and UT.
The funny thing was that when i changed my video card with a voodoo3000 every pimp in new reno said this:

"I know fallout2 is not a 3d game but it should have at least supported my new 3d card"

I couldn't believe it. I haven't seen anybody else mention this so i thought to post it
Btw,my first post here :D
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Thats funny, I havent ever gotten that message. Ahh the good ole' days, I had a Voodo 3.
 
Wrights house, kids outside playing 'Metal Insect'.
*The child stops buzzing and lifts the pot on his head to look at you* 'Who are you?'
Player: 'Tell me your name you little shit!'

Or another good one is when you give the kid a pistol.
'Hey why dont you go show your Dad your new toy? Make sure to wave it in front of him and make sure you pull that little switch underneath.'

Ghost Farm:
Johnny: 'Hey, who are you?'
Player: 'Tell me your name you little monster.'

Vault City - Outside
Reagen Doll - 'Somehow you just dont trust this seemingly innocent childs doll'

After dismembering the doll in front of the child -
'You have taught Travis [?] that the world is cruel and unfair. You gain 100 xp'

I love terrorising kids... :D
 
"Problems are like Soup Bowls, wide and shallow." - Uncle Slappy
"That's more like your mind." - Vault Dweller

"May the water you find in the desert not shine at you in the dark." - Aradesh

"It's our goal to make this land the way it used to be, before the war." - Nicole
"So it could happen again? That's stupid!" - Vault Dweller

"You know, every time I talk to someone, people keep repeating everything they say over and over again." - Vault Dweller

"Get your butt in here and sit down. We got some business to discuss." - Gizmo
"Looks like there's enough butt in here already..." - Vault Dweller
 
Played the game again and really cracked up when you have a conversation with one of the wright children and wearing a power armour:

C: How do you pee-pee in that thing?
CO: Heh-heh. Actually, I just urinate in the armour and it recycles everything. Isn't that interesting? Do you know what recycling means, little one?
C: Yes, recycling means you drink pee!
CO: Uh, heh-heh... No actually it means....
C: You drink pee-pee! You drink pee-pee!
Uh, heh-heh... keep your voice down, little one.... recycling doesn't mean that I drink p... well, not exactly...look..

I played the game several years ago and never found this one so you find new things all the time....

There's is also an other one, with the same children, when you try to explain the difference between a human and a robot.....
 
Think my favorite line is when you tell Myron to wait for you somewhere, his first response..

"W.. wa... wait, are you fucking serious?" - Along with the talking head, that's funny as hell.

My favorite dialogue is with Gizmo.. "Nobody double-crosses me.... no body".

hehe
 
Player response to Gizmo: "Oh I could put one over you, but there's no way anyone could put one 'round you."
 
I don’t know if this has been posted yet, but when I was playing Fallout 2 the other day with the help of Per's guide, I got Dr. Troy of Vault City to heal me after I had blackmailed him.

Dr. Troy: "Oh my. It seems that someone has accidentally set the autodoc to inject you with [compound which I can't remember the name of]"

Player: "What does that mean?"

Dr. Troy: "It means that you have 9 seconds to live. Really, blackmail someone and then place your life in their hands. Reather stupid, if you ask me."

Player: "Now I have to reload! This is so shitty! I'll get you in my next save game!"
 
calculon00 said:
I don’t know if this has been posted yet, but when I was playing Fallout 2 the other day with the help of Per's guide, I got Dr. Troy of Vault City to heal me after I had blackmailed him.

Dr. Troy: "Oh my. It seems that someone has accidentally set the autodoc to inject you with [compound which I can't remember the name of]"

Player: "What does that mean?"

Dr. Troy: "It means that you have 9 seconds to live. Really, blackmail someone and then place your life in their hands. Reather stupid, if you ask me."

Player: "Now I have to reload! This is so shitty! I'll get you in my next save game!"
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HAHAHAHA, that was great
 
I cant remember if its on fallout 1 or 2 but its something like this

'opinions are like arseholes dave, everyones got one and they all stink'
 
I had a wooden one, but Spence broke it.
- Jesse

Crap is the hardest stuff to make.
- Michael

I'll have to remember or else I'll forget.
- Jesse

You never know what wacky things I'm going to do with my hand.
- Tim C.

Sorry I'm late, but Mary needed marbles and I had lost mine.
- Chris T.

It's fun hitting other people's balls.
- Tim C.

Did you know you can talk to people who don't have heads?
- Jesse


I had a weird dream involving Scotty,
and I don't even want to remember it.
- Jesse
What?!
- Scotty

But I like being a woman!
- Scotty

I can't finish the AI without drugs.
- Tim C.

Please do not make fun of my poop.
- Tim C.

I know how to tell males from females now.
- Tim C.


I'm going to kick you in the butt.
- Robert H. to Tim C.
Because it's soft as a baby's behind.
- Jesse.
How do you know?
- Scotty

And the list goes on...
 
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