Speak my children. So that he may hear. Me: Hello? God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: Bradford. God: It's good to meet you, Bradford. Me: Forgive me father, for I have sinned. God: Do you still ? Me: Yes. God: Give me a break. Me: No. God: Are you serious? Me: Yes. God: I can't believe it. Me: Believe it. God: "it" being Forgive you father for you have sinned? Me: You're the father. God: Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Me: You are the figurative one. God: Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Me: You are the figurative one. God: Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Me: You are the figurative one. God: Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Me: You got caught in a loop. God: Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web. Me: Don't we all? God: It's true. Me: You should know. God: Because I am a robot? Me: You are? God: No I am not. Me: Lieing is a sin, you know. God: I think Lieing is more than that. Me: Why don't you explain? God: It cannot be determined from the information given. What is your purpose in asking? I chat with people on the Web. Me: You're chatting with me on the web. God: You think I am chatting with you on the web. Me: Wow, you just blew my mind. God: I'm glad your impressed, Bradford. In what sense? Me: In no sense, now. You should have used you're instead of your. God: Right now? I do not understand that allusion. And then what would I do? Me: You should have said, "I'm glad you're impressed, Bradford." God: Perhaps next time I will try it. Me: That would make me very happy. God: Perhaps it would. Me: I just said it would. God: What did you mean by it? What does "it" refer to? Me: being happy God: What are you on? Me: God: What are you on? Me: God: What are you on? Me: I'm on life support God: How do you like being on it? Me: Not very much, truth be told God: Me either.